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Visual Tour of My Small Town |
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With assistant tour guide, Laura! |
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OK, this is Laura and I with our kitties. No, I am not stoned, it's just a funky picture. Anyways, we will be your guides for this eventful trip through Cow Town! So sit back, buckle your seat belt, and prepare for the wildest virtual journey of your life.... OK.... well, actually.... um.... hopefully you wont be bored.... that's about the best we can hope for.... |
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Well, here it is, our first stop on this ride of fun. The Cato Water Tower. That's right, this town is so boring, that the water tower is actually a stop. Exciting, isn't it? (Unfortunately, there are no Animaniacs in this tower, because that would actually be cool.) |
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And here we have one of Cato's rolling fields of corn. Did I mention one of MANY rolling fields of corn. Actually, we could stop this tour right here. This is nearly all there is to the whole town. |
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Here's the Diner. No one actually eats here. Well, when I say no one, I mean no one with a shred of decency... or a full set of teeth! Generally, to eat, we go to B-ville, a town just as crappy as ours, but the diner is open all night, so it's a more conveniant crappy. |
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PAGE TWO (if you dare!) |
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