* I'm the life of the party...even when it lasts 'till 8 pm. * I'm very good at opening childproof caps with a hammer. * I'm usually interested in going home before I get to where I'm going. * I'm good on a trip for at least an hour without my aspirin, antacid.... * I'm the first one to find the bathroom wherever I go * I'm awake many hours before my body allows me to get up * I'm smiling all the time because I can't hear a word you're saying * I'm very good at telling stories...over and over and over and over * I'm aware that other people's grandchildren are not as bright as mine * I'm so cared for: long-term care, eye care, private care, dental care * I'm not grouchy, I just don't like traffic, waiting, children, politicians... * I'm positive I did housework correctly before my mate retired * I'm sure everything I can't find is in a secure place * I'm wrinkled, saggy and lumpy, and that's just my left leg * I'm having trouble remembering simple words like....uh.... * I'm now spending more time with my pillows than with my mate * I'm realizing that aging is not for sissies * I'm walking more (to the bathroom) and enjoying it less * I'm going to reveal what goes on behind the green doors... * I'm sure they are making adults much younger these days * I'm in the *initial* state of my golden years: SS, CD's, IRA's, AARP * I'm wondering if you're only as old as you feel, how could I be alive at 150? * I'm anti-everything now: anti-fat, anti-smoke, anti-noise, anti-inflammatory * I'm supporting all movements now...by eating bran, prunes and raisins * I'm a walking storeroom of facts...I've just lost the storeroom * I'm a Senior Citizen and I think I am having the time of my life * Do I have Alzeimers? I don't remember. But, I'm happy, I think.
* I'm the life of the party...even when it lasts 'till 8 pm.
* I'm very good at opening childproof caps with a hammer.
* I'm usually interested in going home before I get to where I'm going.
* I'm good on a trip for at least an hour without my aspirin, antacid....
* I'm the first one to find the bathroom wherever I go
* I'm awake many hours before my body allows me to get up
* I'm smiling all the time because I can't hear a word you're saying
* I'm very good at telling stories...over and over and over and over
* I'm aware that other people's grandchildren are not as bright as mine
* I'm so cared for: long-term care, eye care, private care, dental care
* I'm not grouchy, I just don't like traffic, waiting, children, politicians...
* I'm positive I did housework correctly before my mate retired
* I'm sure everything I can't find is in a secure place
* I'm wrinkled, saggy and lumpy, and that's just my left leg
* I'm having trouble remembering simple words like....uh....
* I'm now spending more time with my pillows than with my mate
* I'm realizing that aging is not for sissies
* I'm walking more (to the bathroom) and enjoying it less
* I'm going to reveal what goes on behind the green doors...
* I'm sure they are making adults much younger these days
* I'm in the *initial* state of my golden years: SS, CD's, IRA's, AARP
* I'm wondering if you're only as old as you feel, how could I be alive at 150?
* I'm anti-everything now: anti-fat, anti-smoke, anti-noise, anti-inflammatory
* I'm supporting all movements now...by eating bran, prunes and raisins
* I'm a walking storeroom of facts...I've just lost the storeroom
* I'm a Senior Citizen and I think I am having the time of my life
* Do I have Alzeimers? I don't remember. But, I'm happy, I think.