| Here we have Shaun (Left) and his wife Lynn (Right). This is a disturbing couple for numerous reasons, and for Lynn, may we recommend slim fast. Shaun is a writer and he is currently working on a novel that he hopes will be a film one day, it is titled "The fire in my Pants". He is planning to feature Sean Connery & his own wife Lynn in the movie. Lynn is the boss of the relationship, she is a professional netball player. She plays netball on the Kwik Save team and works daily for McDonalds extra value meals. |
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| The Allan Family |
| Above are pictures of the children, Christopher & Joanna. Christopher is 14 years old and he speaks with southern cowboy slang when he talks, he says its the style now days. He enjoys going to all boy camps in Scotland where the adult supervisers are disturbingly queer and often give after hour detentions for punishment. Joanna is mentally disturbed, she is 12 years old. She was origionally born a male but now after surgery she is a female, she enjoys playing football & hockey with other boys. |
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| On a more sane side, above is a picture of the dog Lady, she is 5 years old. We can blame the dog for who it ends up with. |
| Page Credits: Loiserman |