Rod Hull was born with in 1969 with an artificial EMU instead of an arm. Rod had a tough childhood as he was bullied due to his bizarre appearance. Rod didn't let his disability get him down and instead used it to his advantage, he used his artificial Emu arm to impress the girls and to tear out the eyes of people he didn't like.
When Rod was 19 he moved out of home and into a large pink windmill full of hyperactive children, this fueled rumours that Rod was a fan of birds powdered custard and to make things worse a fat witch called Grotsacs was always coming around and trying to steal Rods arm. In 1987 Rod snapped, he sellotaped grotsacs to one of the arms on his windmill then rotated it so fast that the g-force took her face off, all of the children cheered as Rod proudly paraded around wearing her face on top of his own.
Rod died in 1999 after falling off the roof of the windmill while trying to moon God.
The undewrtaker is the man/lord of darkness
Moses actually found eleven commandments, the eleventh was
Thou shalt not fuck with the undertaker lest ye want a broken head
Moses ignored this commandment putting it down as a etching error on gods part
due to moses ignorant assumption countless people have had their head broken.
