Terry Wogans chat show is what made television popular, until the broadcast of his first show television had been seen as a passing fad.
Even when playing the trumpet on the beach in Barbados Wogan dresses to impress.
In his spare time Terry likes to get his wife to hold a microphone on his chest so that he can converse with the inner child
Pissing off Wogan can be dangerous as Anthea Turner found out the hard way when he drove his fist up her ass after an off the cuff remark about the eurovision song contest.
Burt Reynolds earned his reputation as "the man who breaks heads" by breaking peoples heads in his hometown of grassyhedge which has since been renamed Burtville when Burt demanded that it be so.
Burt is the best fighter in the universe, Burt is also the best lover in the world and the allure of his moustache has been known to "turn" a few thousand lesbians.
Burt Reynolds doesn't take drugs and believes in God, in fact in his trial for arson in 1994 he claimed that God had told him to do it
"The only person who hates orphans more than me is God" he went on to say.
Peter was the greatest Television cop ever, Columbo. When Columbos glass eye encrusted face showed up you knew that the criminals were fucked.
despite solving every case he was ever put on within an hour he never seemed to get a promotion. if there was a fight in a parking lot between Columbo, Kojac,Bergerac and Quincy Bergerac would kill Quincy, Columbo would then rain blows on Bergeracs face and neck rendering him unconcious, he would then turn his attention to kojac and punch him so hard that he would grow hair. Columbo would then arrest Bergerac and smoke a cigar.
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