The Rock

Before I even start into this bio, let me make sure that I mention this bit. LEVI SUGGESTED THIS ONE. There, that should be sufficient. Ok then, since he suggested it, you get it. That's right, the Rock, AKA the People's Champion, AKA the most electrifying man in sports-entertainment, AKA the Great One (yeah I know, you're shocked that I'm not the only one with that nickname), AKA IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT HE'S ALSO KNOWN AS! The Rock's catchphrases are by far the best in his business. From "shine it up real nice" to "layeth the smacketh down" to "IT DOESN'T MATTER!" You can get lots of Rock stuff at his official site, which I linked the picture to. And if you happen to dislike wrestling or the Rock, I'll tell you what you can do with that opinion. You can take your opinions, all of them, shine 'em up real nice, turn 'em sideways, and stick 'em straigh up your candy...whoop...nevermind... :-)