UberGeneral Gaius

Real Name: Guy Robert Miller
Scientific Name: Gaius Paladius
Birthplace: Fredericksburg, Virginia
Birthdate: 07.06.84
Height/Weight: 5'9", 145 lbs.
Rank: UberGeneral
Been Working on LAG since: It's conception, 1998.
Preferred Habitat: Cool climate with mountains, plains, readily available fresh water, heavily forested areas. Varied meteorologic activity, plentiful prey animals, citrus, grains, vegetables.
Diet/Eating Habits: predominantly grains, meats, and vegetables. heavy diet of citrus. preference for red meat.
Languages: Guyese.
Favorite Video Media: Army of Darkness, The Matrix, Dune, Legend, Anything Monty Python (plus other funny British stuff), MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATRE 3000, Whose Line is it Anyway?, and plenty of other thingies.
Favorite Music Groups: Staind, Incubus, 3 Doors Down, Disturbed, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Metallica, Aerosmith, ACDC, Creed, Pink Floyd, Rush, ZZTop, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Led Zeppelin, Cars, Whitesnake, Blue Oyster Cult, U2, Kansas, POD, Linkin Park, Guns N Roses, Def Leppard, Molly Hatchet, .38 Special, Van Halen, Golden Earring, Boston, Eagles, Black Sabbath, Steppenwolf, Stones, Who, Bad Company, Tom Petty, BTO, Scorpions, Billy Idol, Billy Squire, Queen, Tesla, Sevendust, Korn, Nirvana, Smashing Pumpkins, Fuel, Collective Soul, Deftones, Rob Zombie, BTO, Blackfoot, The Cult, Charlie Daniels Band, Nazareth, Journey, Dire Straits, Bon Jovi (old stuff), Yes, Living Colour, Cake, Autograph, Godsmack, Rammstein, A Perfect Circle, Heart (old stuff), Scorpions, Ozzy Osbourne, Steve Miller Band, Styx, Foreigner, Eagles, Jimi Hendrix, Deep Purple, Alice Cooper, Edgar Winters Group, Grand Funk Railroad, and who knows what else. Any band that rocks, essentially.
Favorite Songs:This is gonna be long....Aerosmith-Back in the Saddle, Aerosmith-Dream On, Aerosmith-Mama Kin, Aerosmith-Walk This Way, Aerosmith-Sweet Emotions, Aerosmith-Rag Doll, Black Sabbath-Iron Man, Black Sabbath-Paranoid, Ozzy Osbourne-Flying High Again, Ozzy Osbourne-Crazy Train, Ozzy Osbourne-No More Tears, Boston-Don't Look Back, Boston-Peace of Mind, Boston-Smokin', Boston-Rock & Roll Band, Boston-More Than a Feeling, Eagles-Hotel California, Eagles-Life in the Fast Lane, Pink Floyd-Time, Pink Floyd-Breathe in the Air, Pink Floyd-Wish You Were Here, Pink Floyd-Have a Cigar, Pink Floyd-The Happiest Days of Our Lives_Another Brick in the Wall (part 2), Pink Floyd-Learning to Fly, Pink Floyd-Brain Damage_Eclipse, Pink Floyd-Run Like Hell, Bachman Turner Overdrive-Let it Ride, Scorpions-Rock You Like a Hurricane, Scorpions-No One Like You, Steve Miller Band-Jet Airliner, Rolling Stones-Shattered, Rolling Stones-You Can't Always Get What You Want, Steppenwolf-Born to be Wild, Steppenwolf-Magic Carpet Ride, Styx-Too Much Time on my Hands, Styx-Come Sail Away, Styx-Mr. Roboto, Styx-Renegade, Styx-Blue Collar Man, Starship-Find Your Way Back, Tom Petty-American Girl, Tom Petty-Free Fallin', Tom Petty-Into the Great Wide Open, Tom Petty-Learning to Fly, Tom Petty-Mary Jane's Last Dance, Tom Petty-Runnin' Down a Dream, Tom Petty-Roll Another Joint, Tom Petty-Refugee, Tom Petty-Here Comes my Girl, The Who-Behind Blue Eyes, The Who-Pinball Wizard, The Who-Teenage Wasteland, ACDC-TNT, ACDC-Thunderstruck, ACDC-Shoot to Thrill, ACDC-Dirty Deeds (Done Dirt Cheap), ACDC-Satellite Blues, ACDC-Moneytalks, ACDC-Hell's Bells, ACDC-Back in Black, ACDC-For Those About to Rock, Led Zeppelin-Dancing Days, Led Zeppelin-Kashmir, Led Zeppelin-Over the Hills and Far Away, Led Zeppelin-Ramble On, Led Zeppelin-The Ocean, Led Zeppelin-Black Dog, Led Zeppelin-Good Times, Bad Times, Led Zeppelin-Heartbreaker, Led Zeppelin-Stairway to Heaven, Led Zeppelin-Immigrant Song, Foreigner-Juke Box Hero, Joe Walsh-Life's Been Good, Bad Company-Burnin' Sky, Bad Company-Rock & Roll Fantasy, Alice Cooper-School's Out, Deep Purple-Smoke on the Water, Grand Funk Railroad-American Band, Edgar Winters Group-Frankenstein, Jimi Hendrix-Purple Haze, Disturbed-Voices, Disturbed-Fear, Disturbed-Sickness, Disturbed-Meaning of Life, Disturbed-Stupify, Metallica-2x4, Metallica-Ain't My Bitch, Metallica-Bleeding Me, Metallica-Enter Sandman, Metallica-Fuel, Metallica-Hero of the Day, Metallica-I Disappear, Metallica-King Nothing, Metallica-Master of Puppets, Metallica-Of Wolf and Man, Metallica-Sabbra Cadabra, Metallica-The Unforgiven, Metallica-Wherever I May Roam, Metallica-Whiskey in the Jar, Metallica-Fade to Black, Metallica-One, Korn-Falling Away From Me, Korn-Make Me Bad, Korn-Freak on a Leash, Linkin Park-A Place for the Head, Linkin Park-Points of Authority, Nirvana-Come As You Are, Nirvana-Smells Like Teen Spirit, Sevendust-Black, Sevendust-Denial, Sevendust-Waffle, Rob Zombie-Dragula, Rob Zombie-Demonoid Phenomenon, Rob Zombie-Superbeast, Blur-Cowboy Song, Godsmack-Keep Away, Incubus-Pardon Me, Limp Bizkit-My Way, POD-Southtown, Rammstein-Du Hast, Smashing Pumpkins-Bullet With Butterfly Wings, Staind-Mud Shovel, Stone Temple Pilots-Wicked Garden, Deftones-My Own Summer, Deftones-Back to School, Megadeth-Crush 'em, Guns N Roses-Welcome to the Jungle, Guns N Roses-Paradise City, Guns N Roses-You Could Be Mine, Guns N Roses-Sweet Child O Mine, Billy Idol-White Wedding, Billy Idol-Rebel Yell, Billy Idol-Eyes Without a Face, Billy Squier-Lonely is the Night, Billy Squier-The Stroke, Billy Squier-My Kind of Lover, Blue Oyster Cult-Godzilla, Blue Oyster Cult-Burnin' For You, Bon Jovi-Wanted Dead or Alive, Bon Jovi-Livin' On a Prayer, Bon Jovi-You Give Love a Bad Name, Cars-Just What I Needed, Cars-Let the Good Times Roll, Cars-Moving in Stereo, Def Leppard-Animal, Def Leppard-Bringin' On the Heartbreak, Def Leppard-Rocket, Def Leppard-Rock of Ages, Def Leppard-Love Bites, Def Leppard-Foolin', Rush-Limelight, Rush-Closer to the Heart, Rush-Freewill, Rush-Spirit of Radio, Rush-Tom Sawyer, Rush-Working Man, U2-Pride, U2-Elevation, U2-Beautiful Day, KISS-Detroit Rock City, KISS-I Wanna Rock & Roll All Night, Queen-Another One Bites the Dust, Queen-Bohemian Rhapsody, Queen-Princes of the Universe, Van Halen-And the Cradle Will Rock, Van Halen-Runnin' With the Devil, Van Halen-Finish What You Started, Van Halen-Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Love, Van Halen-You Really Got Me Now, Van Halen-Jamie's Cryin', Whitesnake-Slow An' Easy, Whitesnake-Still of the Night, Whitesnake-Here I Go Again, Autograph-Turn Up The Radio, Cake-The Distance, Living Colour-Cult of Personality, Clash-Rock the Casbah, Tears for Fears-Shout (also see:Disturbed-Shout 2000), Men Without Hats-Safety Dance, Golden Earring-Radar Love, Golden Earring-Twilight Zone, .38 Special-Rockin' Into the Night, .38 Special-Hold On Loosely, Lynyrd Skynyrd-Simple Man, Lynyrd Skynyrd-Freebird, Lynyrd Skynyrd-That Smell, Lynyrd Skynyrd-Gimme Back My Bullets, Lynyrd Skynyrd-Call Me the Breeze, Lynyrd Skynyrd-Sweet Home Alabama, ZZTop-Sharp Dressed Man, ZZTop-My Head's In Mississippi, ZZTop-Sleeping Bag, ZZTop-La Grange, ZZTop-Legs, ZZTop-Pearl Necklace, ZZTop-Cheap Sunglasses, Molly Hatchet/Ted Nugent-Mississippi Queen, Molly Hatchet-Flirtin' With Disaster, Blackfoot-Train Train, Fabulous Thunderbirds-Tuff Enuff, Charlie Daniels Band-The Devil Went Down to Georgia, Dire Straits-Sultans of Swing, Journey-Wheel in the Sky, Nazareth-Hair of the Dog, The Cult-Fire Woman, Creed-What If, Creed-Whats This Life For, Creed-Are You Ready, Creed-My Own Prison, 7-Mary-3-Cumbersome, Collective Soul-Shine, Offspring-Self Esteem, Fuel-Hemorrhage, Tantric-Breakdown, Electric Light Orchestra-Fire on High, SR71-Right Now, 3 Doors Down-Loser, Offspring-Self Esteem, Green Day-Brain Stew. That's a bunch of songs right der.
Favorite Color: don't have one, liked green when I was a little kid. I don't like yellow or orange. shiny stuff is cool!
Favorite Number: 7, 69, 13, 3, 10191, 88, 21.
Hobbies: sittin, eatin, sleepin, doin stuff, listenin ta music, usin computer, gettin bored, sleepin more, workin out, smashing things, gettin confused, playing with string, throwing knives, runnin some, sleepin again, drinkin stuff, lookin for shiny things, relaxing, eatin more, killin pests, drawing stuff, getting more bored and depressed, playing with string some more, hangin out, watchin TV and vids, listening to more music, chasing my cat, getting confused again, using internet, working out more, relaxing and thinking about deep philosophical issues, running into stuff accidentally, and getting bored and depressed again.