Pillsbury Doughboy
I know that GeoCities prohibits hate sites, but in this case, it's not an actual person/race. The Pillsbury Doughboy falls under the hate category "food items/products." You see, when you poke just about anything, and it goes "hm hm!", there's something wrong with that. Something VERY wrong. There are those who like to try this little trick with people like me. All those who have tried it on me have been decapitated. You see, when they do the actual "poking," I break into maniacal laughter and lop their head off with a pair of USSR sickles...