Dinky - The Taco Bell Dog

For no apparent reason, the Taco Bell industry named this thing "Dinky." As if we care. Everyone still calls it "the little Taco Bell dog." The highlight of Dinky's career was his appearance with Godzilla, which the Log A. Gator beat by a long shot: he killed Godzilla. Seriously. Anyways, Dinky falls under a larger category: Chihuahuas. Our family used to have a dog named Stonewall Jackson. Stonewall quickly became too much to handle, and we gave him away to another dog owner who had two chihuahuas. In about two days, good ole' Stoney ate one of them and totally freaked out the other. Now that, my friends, is true.