Coily the Spring

This, friends, is Coily the Spring Sprite (pronounced coy-lee the shpring shprite). For the uninformed, Coily is the little impish hillbilly character who pops up whenever someone has the nerve to wish there were never any springs. Beware his wrath; he has the ability to remove all the springs on earth and springs are far more important than you think they are. In case you are still not sure how to identify Coily, his battle cry is "NOOOOOOOO SHPRINGS!". Coily the spring sprite is indeed an excellent ally, bringing springs to the logagator's comrades, and NOOOO SHPRINGS to his enemies.