Bill Clinton and the Teletubbies

Yes, an obvious choice. One of the most uninanimous decisions for an addition to the enemies page, I figured I'd put the two most pressing enemies together. First off, the Teletubbies, wait teletubbies (they don't deserve to be capitalized), are the most retarded things on TV. Sure, it's made for little kids, but we can only take so much publicity people, LITTLE KIDS DON'T CARE ABOUT PUBLICITY. Ok then, on to Slick Willy, M.P. (Master Player). Here we see Clinton in one of his more classic "I did not have relations" poses. In this article, which is obviosly not created by putting two different ones together, Clinton talks about his relations with the Teletubbies...We will not disclose the results of that news conference...