Album: Menace To Society
Song: Doin Drugz
[Mischief]
First off fuck the IRS I'm stabbin the bill/ I stood in the middle of the road havin a meal/ Waiting for the traffic to build/ Danced across the street started rappin until/ The people in the cars started clappin but still/ Stood in the road got in a car started laughin and killed/ The driver crashed into a wall and had the passenger sealed/ In the airbag suffocatin/ Fuck the nation/ It's cause of y'all mothafuckas that my nuts is achin/ I rammed the car into the side of a truck and raced it/ Drove into town started bashin the car/ In the back of a bar/ Hopped out rappin country blastin guitars/ Walked out screamin "WHY THE FUCK AM I SO FUCKIN HUNGRY LORD"/ Went in a sports store choked the clerk wit a bungee cord/ Backed myself up in it hoping I'd go plunging forward/ But couldn't so I got in a conversation humming words/ Got lost and stripped naked/ Walked around town wit people starrin down at my dick hangin/ [Joe: you're lying motherfucker c'mon quit playin]/ I'm not damn it I'm telling the truth/ Next time I die I'll be returning from hell and wit proof/ And by the way, I need money to fix the leak in my ceiling so umm, I'm selling the roof
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I was doin drugs and got high as fuck
Now I'm half dead cause I thought I could fly a truck
But there's still no reason to quit
Most people don't know what I see in the shit
Cause when I'm around weed I'ma hit
But I need somethin stronger like shroomz ecstasy and acid
[Joe]
I put down the bong cause I had enough/My stash is growin cause I stole my daddy's stuff/ That's right, my whole family's a bunch of potheads/ When I was a baby you know I played with hot lead/ Tryin to make peace, I got shot instead/ My braincells can't compute the simplist math/ Arithmatic can suck my dick, I pop pimples and laugh/ Saw Chris trippin out, he took off his clothes/ He said "I took four pills of X It gives me more thrills than sex", and smoked a couple of bowls/ And he wanted me to try acid/ I knew he was fucked up cause he died laughin/ I went to his funeral to pay my respects/ And I asked myself may I relax/ Then finally the paranoia stopped and I saw the Jerzee Devil/ My high must of been on a swurvy level/ Cuz then appeared a blurry fellow/ It was Chris' ghost/ And he was pissin smoke/ Told me this shit's a joke/ Then he slit his throat/ By that time/ His heart flat lined/ With that sign/ His phat rhymes/ Started makiin sense/ They conensed/ And by the way I ate his rent/ Cause I got the munchies, gave the clerk it all/ He was behind the counter jerkin off/ [Mischief: That was me lookin at Lara Croft/ When her bra was off]/ So I ran outside started munchin down/ After 4 Snikers some Resees a Slurpee, and chilidog I started lunching out/ Farted a bunch of rounds/ And my only point is/ This rhyme is pointless/ I found myself jointless/ But still there's a cloud of smoke/ I'm proud I'm broke/ Because my mouth's a road/ On which you drive/ I forget who's high/ But I need a ride/ "Where to", the cavern between girl's thighs
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[Mischief]
Okay so that night I got so wasted/ I ran in a police station/ And flashed a whole leaf of weed/ And I could have sworn that the K-9 dog threw it's own teeth at me/ I popped a couple of pain pills and/ Ran up a skyscraper building/ So when I jumped off I couldn't feel it/ Hopped the fuck up with broken legs and arms/ In one day I held up my fourth eighth fifth and seventh bar/ Stole about twenty-five kegs and jars/ Hell, I even jacked my second car/ I ain't have by the time I got home so I sprayed lysol in my oven and stuck my head in far/ Shit, I choose to take/ Acid to halucinate/ And I can see little devils/ My acidic levels/ Skyrocket/ Till my eyes bulge out of my eye socket/ I'm poppin/ X till ther's no spinal cord in me/ And the only holiday I celebrate is 4:20/ I'm headed for Hell and drugs make my do more sinning/ Cause when we get z'd up/ We go in churched beatin preachers/ Peein liters/ Of weed infested urine/ Like that drug-free commercial I'm tryin to bless the chirun/ That ecsto/ Is the best yo/ Yes it is/ [Joe: Oh my God I did shroomz and grew two extra dicks]
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