HOME ShouT OuTz > >aLL AbouT ME < < mY DiArY PiCz G-BooK [...:::HIDDEN PAGE:::...] Welcome 2 the page of jokes. My hidden world. Well...if U found your way here, it's obviously not that hidden. Anywayz...while you're here, hope you have a laugh. They are inside jokes...so you might not understand. Oh wellz! Here you goez...ENJOY! oOoOoOoMSaAaAaAa "...Last weekend I went camping with my mom and dad. We spent the whole afternoon oOoOoOoMSaAaAa-ing in the pukey woods of a bathroom. It was great, except I got 5 divided by 2 equals 2 remainder 1 mosquito bites. Back at our site we had a traditional meal of hot dogs and pickles. After dinner, we gathered around the campfire to tell scary Char stories and roast oOoOoOoMSaAaAaAas. I'll tell you, there is nothing like a warm junky oOoOoOoMSaAaAaAa squished between a graham cracker and a piece of chocolate! Tired and full, I climbed into my chingy sleeping bag and drifted off to sleep. Several hours later, I awoke to the sound of running outside the tent. "Wake up," I whispered to my parents. "Something's out there." "It's probably a warthog," murmured my mom. "Go back to sleep," my dad said revoltingly. How could they be so calm? There was obviously a big, rocky Anabel out there and it was going to get us! I did the only thing I could. I shut my eyes, covered my BIG TOE, and waited for morning..." Mae: Eww! There's D*v*d! Me: Where? Mae: Right there! Look..oh wait.. Me: Where? All I see is a white guy! Mae: There..oh..never mind..it is a white guy. He just walked under the light and looked black.. Me: (Stares HARD at Mae) *LmFaO* Char: No one likes me! Me: No one likes me either! Together: We'll be alone FOREVER! Cincinnati 2001: "Under the Stairs" Minister: Do U 2 have rooms? Char: No sir, we're homeless! Char: You are now officially 1/4 Filipino. Anabel: Oh great! (Seeing as I'm white) Me: No man! See that light hun?! Anabel: Yeaa...?! Me: We'll just say you walked under it turned so black, you needed plastic surgery and now you're like..WHITE..go Mufasa! Anabel: I need to take a crap... Char: Yes...POO-POO MARATHON!