A round of applause for those brave souls who dared follow upon this piece!
[End credits and disclaimers etc.]
Shar: [pulling out shurikens that pin Saitou to the wall] Hoi! Where's
that bloody backstage crew! Do I have to do everything myself?
Saitou: [calmly, from behind her] Get that cockaroo-head to do it then.
Ahou.
Shar: How dare you...! [turns around waving a shuriken] Gaaa!!! [looks
from Saitou behind her to Saitou on the wall]
Saitou: [inspects pinned-up Saitou] That fool's gone all soft.
Saitou: [removes mask and reveals himself to be Saitou's stunt man] Soft?!
I thought I was gone for sure!
Saitou: You're alive. He was holding back, otherwise you'd be dead by now.
Aoshi: [at door with signiture icy glare and tone] So I was, Saitou. Did
you really expect me to fall for that?
Shar: [brushes away some frost and icicles] Ao-kun! Quit freezing the
set! You know ice isn't good for the wood!
Saitou: [smugly] Are you implying you can beat me? [picks up a stance]
Ahou!
Aoshi: We shall have to find out, don't we. [readies a stance]
Shar: [frustrated] GUYS!!!
Saitou: [coldly] Stay out of this ahou.
Aoshi: [icy glare] Do not interfere, kudaranai musume.
Shar: [bonks the back of their heads with a handy bokken] A little more
respect there, you two! [pushes them off set] Fight all you want
OUTSIDE but be back at 6 am sharp tomorrow, hear! And all damages
will be docked from your pay! [storms back in]
Saitou: [rubbing back of head] Itai. Violent chick.
Aoshi: [grimace] Hai. I wonder how we ever got into contract with her.
Kawakunai.
Shar: [appears at door with a blazing aura, murderous eyes and fangs]
I heard that!
Saitou
Aoshi}: Uh-oh...
Crew1: [watches Saitou and Aoshi getting knocked up] Look, there they go
again.
Crew2: [passes a coffee mug] Tsk. Don't those two ever learn?
Crew1: Hey, I'm not complaining. The longer they fight the longer our
breaks. How many times is that this week?
Crew2: Nine. And it's only Wednesday. [sips coffee] And yeah, your right.
Crew1: [watches fight in silence] Ouch. I'd hate to be in Shinomori's
shoes.
Crew2: Uh-huh. [pause] So, how's your wife and baby girl?
[The two lose interest and walks to the canteen]
Saitou: Owwww!!! Gomen ne, Shar-dono!
Aoshi: Ite!!! Gomen nasai, okami-donosama!
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[Back in the Zen Temple set]
Stunt
man: Erm... hello? Excuse me? Eh... Can someone let me down now?
Please?
Refresh your memory with the 1st part!
Nope, I'm not a nice person... Whoever claimed I was? *grin*
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