Goren: "Smoke 'em if you got 'em."
Howard: "Thief! That's mine!" Goren: "Just admiring it. Where'd you get it?" Howard: "Found it on a floor in Ecuador." Goren: "And you sent the money to Italy!"
Deakins: "Great, the Goren Show's back in town."
Eames: "You were good talking with Howard." Goren: "Lots of practice."
Deakins: "Speed freak. That fit the MO?" Goren: "In spades."
Mr. Rios: "What'd the little bastard do now?" Eames: "Follow the family tradition."
Goren: "You shouldn't have taken a swing at my partner." Kevin: "I didn't know she was a cop. You're way too hot to be a cop."
Goren: "What happened to your clothes?" Kevin: "These are my clothes." Goren: "They look a little small." Kevin: "I can't stop growing, okay?"
Eames: "We're the NYPD. We lie all the time. And we're good at it."
Eames: "After 18 years in foster care, Kevin turns up an uncle." Goren: "Touching, isn't it?"
Deakins: "What about you? Any dazzling insights you'd like to share?" Goren: "Uh... no."
Eames: "You thinking of converting? Cause I think Father Capanna would love to baptise you." Goren: "Too late. You're talking to a lapsed alter boy." Eames: "I should have known. Disregard for authority, the fascination with bad behavior..."
Lawyer: "This is pure harassment." Eames: "You have no idea how many times a day we hear that."
Jimmy: "Hey Detective Bob! You got any smokes?" Goren: "I'm all out Jimmy, maybe next time."
Eames: "I thought my social life needed help."
Eames: "Listen to you, what did you think you were doing here? Some sort of catch-and-release program?"
Carver: "If you try and run one by me like that again, I'll have your badge."
