Well, obviously I wasn't going to change her name because everyone already knew who I was talking about, especially if I said Lizzybeth's roommate, and I didn't think there was the slightest possibility that she would get a link to my site, or even read it if she did, because the girl pretty much hates me...but it was in Lizzybeth's profile, and this girl is just so damn nosy that she couldn't help looking around...Anyway, Lizzy notices chaos Sunday when Erin is freaking out over something online, and then calling her friend (the one I was "following") down to read the same thing...and afterwards they both start yelling at Lizzy to see if she knew about it (nice lying girl...) and Erin expresses to her how she NEVER wants to see me in their room again...ever. Well of course Lizzybeth calls me the second psycho bitch leaves the room and informs me of all this...being the kind of person that I am, I immediately go over. What can I say...I love conflict! And no matter what, the look on Erin's face when she got back from her shower and saw me laughing in there with Lizzy was so priceless that it was worth her slamming the door in my face later! Well Erin starts giving Lizzy the third degree when I'm outside of the slammed door on why I am even in their room in the first place...get over yourself dear, it's a funny story, it's all true, and it should show you how crazy you are. Well, to avoid the chill taking over Lizzy's room, we go to my room, and not 2 minute after we get there, the phone rings and Lizzy answers (that's the rule, whoever's closest picks it up since it's not a cordless) "Caragh and Angela's phone"...the caller hangs up. Three guess on who it is, if you need more than one, go back to the begining of the story, you are missing the point. About a second later, it rings again, and it's Erin asking Angela to please come right over. Now, my first thought was that the bitch was about to show my sweet innocent roomie the site and the closing comment I made about never talking to my roommate anyway...but instead she was trying to brow beat her into agreeing to switch rooms with Lizzy. When that plan backfired (Angela doesn't want to move, and Lizzy and I don't want to live together), Erin picked a girl from the 4th floor who hates her roommate and brought her in to "access the room"...i.e. figure out where she would put her stuff on Lizzy's side of the room. FYI, Lizzy hasn't agreed to change roommates, and even if she does, she won't be the one moving out! Well all this plotting had gotten to be too much, Erin refused to talk to Lizzy about the room change, but contacted a girl she used to go to high school with to see if they could live together and did many other similar things behind her back until finally realizing that she couldn't make anyone move because she was the only one who wanted it. Poor little girl had to move out into Georgia Hall (the smaller, older dorms behind us)...so of course Lizzy and I offer to help her pack. We're in there before she moves one day breaking down these crates she built all around the room when she comes in and Lizzy questions where the fabric she had bought for their bulletin board had gone...Erin claimed it had been shared, as had the message board on the door, and since she left Lizzy the message board, she took the fabric. Well Lizzy had finally had enough of this bitch and stood up for herself, demanding her equal half...those 2 were screaming so loud we had an audience come visit form the next hall almost! But then the tables turn and Erin is screaming at me! Wait a sec, I'm just sitting here laughing at her, I'm not involved this time, Lizzy's doing a great job on her own...Erin has decided to (not so) calmly tell me how she loves Lizzy so much and wishes they could be roomies, but it is all my fault because when ever I am around, her fabulous rommate turns in to a bitch! Wow, didn't know I had such an effect on people...We'll, now I just can't help my "true bitchiness" from coming out after this...I'm talking to Nick that night and he is loving the story of Erin and asks for her humber...and then calls her and convinces her he is a guy he met at Bungalow's a few weeks ago...I am IMing both him and Lizzy feeding him answers to the questions Erin asks...this plan is flawless...Erin remembers him down to his color contacts and arranges to meet him at JP's Friday night...If only we hadn't pissed her off so badly later that week, we might have gotten to see her there being stood up by the imaginary boy...I guess just knowing how well he strung her along was enough. But for an update, Erin won't even acknowledge me, though I could care less, but she often tries to talk nicely to Lizzy...guess who laughs in her face? I love college drama...
