It all started on at a hockey match in DC...well, outside DC in Anacostia--the ghetto. The William and Mary boys had finally managed to tie another team and turned their hotel room into the clebration of the century. See, although they have the next Dominator (a famous goalie) playing left wing for a quarter each match, these prep school boys score more points with their intelligence than thier hockey sticks. So many of the lads pulled out the water bottles disguising liquor and the ziplock bags of pot and started living it up for several hours...only to be struck with a case of the munchies. I missed the reason why they didn't just hit up the hotel vending machines at this point, as every pothead on my campus is usually smart enough to do, but instead the lads felt a need to go out and buy food...in the university van...at 4 am...while drunk and high. Smart prep school boys...Luckily, this commotion happen to reach AC while he was watching Larry King Live (or some similar political debate show on late night TV) in another hotel room, and he decided he wanted a live hockey team for the rest of the season at least, so he offered to drive them. This is how Adam Clay ended up driving a 15-passenger van labeled William and Mary Kinesiology (any other college just calls it Athletics, but not a prep school, they force me to use a dictionary because my website doesn't have spellcheck...) along Route One in Alexandra, Virginia at 4:30 am seeking out a 24 hour gas station. Now, if you have read the snow day story, you'll recall Adam Clay's incredible (note the sarcasm...) sense of direction, so add that to a strange city, a huge car he's never been behind the wheel of before, and a bunch of drunk, high, and hungry passengers and I think I have found my new choice of adventure! I would like to congratulate the boy for making the webpage again...I didn't even help this time to cause enough drama to be here! If only he'd agree to do some of these fun, illegial things while I'm around...I could really use someone like him when arguing my way out of a ticket or jail!
