“Cookies YUM YUM”
A Short Conversation between Anna, Lizzybeth, and Jordy

Cast:

Anna – the narrator (as well as the initial cookie taker)

Jordan - THE BULLY!

Lizzybeth - the innocent bystander



If you give an Anna a cookie – what do you get?

A THANK YOU for the very yummy cookie!




If you give a Lizzybeth a cookie – what do you get?

A SUPER DOOPER THANK YOU!





If you don’t give Jordy a cookie – what do you get?

A GRRRRRRR….. LIZZY GIVE ME A COOKIE!!!!!!!!!
…NO Cookie for Jordy! (Says Lizzy)

…Why can’t we all just get along? (Says Anna)

It’s time for Jordan to go to ROTC!

The moral of the story: Never check Jordan in, bring him to Caragh and Lizzy’s room, and eat cookies in front of him….

THE END

*NO COOKIES WERE HARMED IN THE PRODUCTION OF THIS SHORT CONVERSATION

(ONLY 2 COOKIES WERE TAKEN – 1 FOR LIZZY AND 1 FOR ANNA