As a few of you might know, my high school friend Adam Clay is destined for a life in politics. I'm not sure if it is because of his Caesar haircut or those eyebrows of power (you know I love you babe...all this is jokes, please remember...), but for some reason that boy started leading anti-liberal rallies when he was in diapers and the idea became ingrained in all of our minds when he won the Law and Justice class' mock election freshman year. (Though I still think I could have given him a run for his money if yall would only have let me run...being born in another country isn't illegial for a mock election...) Because of that fact, and maybe the connection AC and I had after our 2 months of "dating" later that year, it was decided that one day, when he was the youngest United States president yet, and even cooler than JFK because he won't die, I would be his Jackie O. (I tried for Hillary to his Bill, but for some reason no one saw Adam Clay as the adultrious type, nor me in such a position of power...guess I'll just have to settle for being cute.) Anyways, it turns out this whole becoming president thing takes a lot more planning that we first thought...time really snuck up on us tonight when we realized after he gets out of law school in 2010, there will only be 10 years left to build a career, become the governor of Kentucky, and plan the campaign. For that reason, he made his first executative decision to not run until 2024...still younger than Kennedy, but the extra 4 years could make all the difference. So here is a plea to rally your support. When the ballot appears in 21 years, remember to vote Adam Clay Reeves...he'll be the only canidate without dirty secrets in the closet (prom's not really a secret thanks to Curtis right?) and I promise I won't let him take us to war or anything silly like that. Oh, and my birthday gets to be declared a national holiday! Could you ask for anyone better?
