Spanglish Hero II

I shot the monster en plena frente,

But then he took un paso al frente.

This evil guy didn’t die!

That’s why I had to shoot him twice.

El segundo tiro that I shot,

Hit the monster en el corazón.

Esta bala si le dolió,

He was crying like a litlle boy.

His weak arm let la princesa free,

“Hurry up Cenicienta, ven hacia mí!”

La bala salió from the monster’s heart!

He was getting his strength back.

“Por qué éste mounstro never gets killed?

Come on everybody, salgan de aquí!”

Now the monster was crazy and mad,

“Time to run ’cause nos quiere matar!”

The princess trip con su gran vestido

And once again she estaba en peligro.

Di media vuelta y la levanté,

That’s when el mounstro catch my left leg.

I gave the gun a la princesa,

Who with awesome aim le dió en la maceta.

 The monster medio tonto soltó my leg,

y yo ni lento ni peresoso run away.

On our way out vimos al mounstro masticar,

“qué se estaría comiendo este animal?”

He found the food and beverage line,

Ahí habían chelas which he also drank.

He got pedo de volada,

El crazy monster no aguantó nada.

He was lying en el piso,

And our fear se deshizo.

I told the DJ to spin los discos,

And the monster se levantó dando brincos.

El man un maestro dancing break dance,

It seem like he didn’t have huesos en las piernas.

We were calm and safe for now,

Al menos the monster’s anger was down.

La noche was very, very long,

So we all took our way back home.

The monster, bien pedo, ya se fué a descansar,

Let’s see if después de la cruda nos vuelve a amenazar.