Spanglish Hero

Singing, Jumping, Dancing
The nobles were having a party.
Drinking and smoking mota
La raza was getting loca.
Outside the horses were waiting,
The low riders with the engines ready.
The party was almost finished,
But the night was just beginning.
The songs woke up the monster,
And the screams were all over.
La raza was bien volada,
‘So they didn’t know lo que pasaba.
The monster with a face bien chafa ,
Was trying to catch anyone from la raza.
“Who are you?!” someone prenguntó ,
“Glr, Brwnlwr” the monster respondió .
“This vato esta volado!” the guy replied.
“ ’cause no word I could understand.”
The name no importaba ,
They needed a hero quien los salvara !
The monster caught the princesa !
-Who was the queen of la fiesta -.
“The hero must hurry up!,”
He was busy in the upstairs bath.
“Is this guy estreñido or what?!”
The princesa is in danger!!” somebody shout.
The waited hero didn’t appear,
Someone from the crowd must try to succeed.
His mission was to get the princesa free,
But the teenagers didn’t want to salir .
Every body was afraid of la bestia ,
Suddenly someone said, “Allá voy princesa!”
Who was this heroic man?
Is he Beowful, El Chapulin, or Superman?
“No, I’m Bonifacio!” he said.
And the people said, “Ah, no manches guey!”
The hero said: “I’m going to get her free!”
But Snoopy was three inches taller than him.
The monster was like ten feet tall,
So the hero was like three feet above his toes.
The monster hit him out of the room,
We found him over the ground, flat as a cartoon!
The princesa was waiting for someone else.
Suddenly I said, “Yo te salvaré”
The pricesa was very feliz ,
Because I hit the monster with my right fist.
But the people shout, “boo!!”
Because the monster didn’t move.
The princesa was disappointed,
But then I got a gun and loaded it.
“Everybody to the ground!” I shout,
“Because the monster is going down...”