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THE CHRIS DANCE!
- Charlotte designed this picture of my little stingray.
- Dolphin-Blow.AVI -- download it just so you can have a file called that.
- A good question.
- A picture of Blair in court, for the CZers.
- Charlotte and I went to Baltimore last week and met Tom Jones.
- And we saw another astro-man. I'm too lazy to look up who that is.
- Some guy from Babylon 5 signed a picture for me. But he's not just some guy from Babylon 5. He's also the evil theater teacher who seduced Kelly on 90210.
- Privateer Bargirl: to borrow Forstchen's expression, check out *those* mass-drivers.
- Paladin -- in Super Wing Commander... because he has an eyepatch, just like me. Actually I lost my eye patch. I think it's in the closet.
- I find Chelsea Clinton very attractive.
- The first picture from the new WingNuts, which I'll probably never finish.
- I made Charlotte a corporate logo, just like mine. Except hers has flying vegetables.
- Joe and Paula and I went to Walmart at 11 PM, and I bought an UNDERWATER PLAYEST, and I got hit on by a flight attendent.
- My most prized posession is Kerri-Lee in a frame.
- Finding a picture of Lisa from Prophecy was haaaaard. So here it is.
- Charlotte and I learned to use PSP's l33t filters: Cpl_Hades of the future!
- Triphammer (like the Foehammer, but trippy) and I decided to become cheerleaders -- here's my application.
- I took a picture of the sunset, because I'm so romantic. Also, because it looks like a weird beam thing coming from the sky. And I took it from a car because I wanted to see how my camera worked from a car.
- I'm in Wing Commander IV!
- I was going to make a comic strip where I'm talking to Delance about how he'd make a good sacrafice to the pirate God XYLOR, because I wanted to draw a picture of the pirate God XYLOR -- but I ended up just doing some concept art of Delance and me.
- NEW: It's finally official!
- NEW: Since Triphammer linked me from his site, here's a picture of him from our wedding.
- NEW: And here's where we spent our honeymoon -- on the Metro!
- NEW: A sinister sort of evil.
- NEW: I'll never, ever forget this bagel sandwhich.
- NEW: When they were rebuilding MC (after the great MC-quake), I took this picture because it looked like there was an ice-cream treat stuck in the wall. Taste-tests proved otherwise.
- NEW: Mike fails to fool a kitten.
- NEW: My brothers and I consider the compelling argument of a little kid.
- Since the #W-C propoganda department doesn't allow pictures, here I am dressed as Eagle-1.
- A picture I took of a mobile for art. Fish!
- I went to Busch Gardens with Samcat a long time ago, and took this picture of a ride for Hadrian.
- Has man created anything cooler than Lego Soccer? I think not.
- It's official!
- I absolutely loved the wrecked bus on the way to MC. But they took it away, eventually.
- Another picture of the bus.
- In an effort to combat the evil Lanced.Net, the CIC used a monkey. And we won!
- In Towson, I found an orange cone graveyard!
- Lisa looks on at the orange cones.
- One of the many reasons I'm banned from the zoo.
- Waffle Experiment: part 1, part 2, part 3, part 4, part 5, part 6.
- Bob Dylan 8X CD covers: front, back.
- For the superbowl, Gavin and I made a delicious football cake. ONE, TWO.
- Now you know what I'm thinking.
- Tesla -- super criminal or regular everyday evil genius?
- My amazing fantastic comic, starring Steve from BluesClues, Kerri-Lee and LOAF.
- In whirls we trust.
- #WingNuts: part 1, part 2, part 3, part 4, part 5.
- LOAF as Blair... with liquor!
- My saucy choose your own adventure book.
- Too many pictures of Wizzy's Sister.
- Fear the l33t skillz of... THE SPACE PUG.
- One moment of perfect beauty.
- Kerri-Leenks: one, two, three, four, five, six.
- Remember Hot Dog Stand, the best Windows 3.11 color scheme ever? One, two, three.
- LOAF: The Graphic. The original -- and still the best.
- Mini's are like cars, but small. Old, new.
- Hadrian made me some stained glass.
- You, too, can practice coloring this Poliwhirl!
- THE WORLD FAMOUS TWO HEADED DOG!
- This is where I went to school in France, probably.
- I was the only person to take the AGWC Trivia Game 1 ribbons seriously... and I go them all!
- Dan Sumner is one SCARY SON OF A BITCH.
- Walruses? Walrii? Kill 'em all!
- Lisa and the Giant Squid. Two of my very favorite things (not pictured: kittens and string).
- Frosty made this Marsha logo for me. It's very tangy.
