POLICE REPORT                               August 24th, 2005 Time: 11:15
Today at the time 1100, about 100 professionally trained police officers swooped on properties across New York City in what is now known as the Ant Rescue Blitz. Of the 25 ants kidnapped more than two weeks ago, only 21 survived (four of them are reported to be in critical conditions).
During the rescue operation, three kidnappers were killed and two arrested. Only one escaped. The kidnappers were all 23rd street croakroaches and their motivation is still not clear. Although a venial request was made (50cent/ant), police is investigating a possible connection with the infamous Rat-Croackroaches war for the infestation of the 23rd Street subway station.
The two arrested kidnappers were tried on the spot, found guilty and executed with 5 kicks on their back (Scotland Yard docet).
No statements were released by the ants who are reported to be happy but proved, enjoying now the freedom in St. John's antquarium.
The chilling message found by St. John. The message was pinned to St. John's door with a knife.
Following the monster kidnapping of the 25 ants, the whole NYC community expressed its support to Lo MaGiCRo. Search parties worked day and night gathering precious information for the CSI department. Ant eaters and racoons were also employed by the specialized police department. At some stage there was also a request for the frog-men to search the bottom of the Hudson river, fearing for the worst....... Special masses were held in St. Patrick and leaflets, like that on the left, appeared everywhere in the city. Major Bloomberg joined Goverantor Petaki and Senator Clinton in urging the city to stay calm and carry on their normal life, promising baluts and fried mars bars.
Fortunately all ended well and we look forward to hear more from the 23 survivor of such terrific experience. They respond to the names :
ANTonio              laurANT
ANTonino            giannANTonio
ANTonella            ANTares
ANTea                 pANTera
grANT                dANTe
sANTina              cANTaro
ANTinoo              dAN Taylor
ANTioco              chANTal
pANT pANT        ANTigone
sANTa                 esperANTa
samANTha           d'ANTagnan
and fANTozzi
25 Cute and well trained garden ants have mysteriously disappeared during their journey to fame from Idaho to Manhattan.
Generous reward offered for anybody who will provvide precious information for their recover.
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