LiVe, June 27th 2002, @ the Allstate Arena, Chicago IL. 

"Superstar" by Saliva plays as the screen flash's red and black with the "SCW" symbol. Then the scene opens in the Allstate Arena in Chicago, the music fades and the camera moves up upon the ring where all the SCW wrestlers stand around the ring, Some talking to one another, others drinking bottle of water, as Mr. Late Nite stands in the middle of the ring looking around at the cheering fans. He raises his right hand in the air which holds the SCW Microphone, The fans begin to quiet down. Late Nite then raises the microphone to his lips 

Mr. Late Nite: Ladies and Gentlemen, Showtime Championship Wrestling fans around the world. Tonight I have to confess was going to be a sad one in the hearts of SCW.... You see SCW has lost some talented wrestlers,  And when I received the news of those who quit I thought it was over for SCW.... I thought that was the final nail in the coffin for Showtime Wrestling, But as I stand here among the best athletes in the SCW.... As I stand here amid the best damn wrestling fans on the face of this universe! I feel it in my heart that I am not going to let this be the final nail in the coffin! Ladies and Gentlemen unlike many other federation owners I respect each and every one of you! I respect you unlike those men and women that abandon SCW when we were on our way to the top! But never fear fans, When this news of adversity traveled around the wrestling promotion net one old friend who has been on the shelf for about a year now gave me a call...And he said "MLN, If you need help, I'm your man! I've been away from this business far to long now and F*ck I'm ready to come back!" So ladies and gentlemen get on your feet for the man that will further help this federation make it on top....  former DRWF Star.... The new Co-Owner of the SCW.... TREY HAMLYN!!!!!!!

( "Killing In The Name Of" by Rage Against The Machine plays and Trey Hamlyn appears on the top of the ramp, He wears a leather jacket unzipped showing his white shirt and tie. He walks to the ring slapping many fans hands. He slides into the ring and shakes Mr. Late Nite's hand. MLN hands him the microphone.)

Trey Hamlyn: .... IT FEELS SO GREAT TO BE STANDING IN THE MIDDLE OF A WRESTLING RING ONCE AGAIN!!! Well my great fans of Showtime Championship Wrestling the last time most of you saw me was on DRWF TV, But after backstage problems I was fired! I then packed up my bags and went home, When days later, I was called up by a old friend of mine who wanted me to do a tour in Japan, Being myself I said yes, But during the tour I was in a match with Jared Sinchzi and was dropped off a balcony through 2 glass tables, I landed the ring way injuring my back... I've had a couple operations on it but still can't get it right, My wrestling career was over! So the last year I've been home with the wife and kids watching SCW on TV, And when this internal catastrophe happened I knew I could help. Since I had owned a small yet pretty damn popular federation through 1999 and onto 2000,  I thought SCW could maybe use me staff wise. So here I am... Co-Owner of Showtime Championship Wrestling... and as Late Nite said if you don't enjoy wrestling, Why do it? SCW is for who eat, sleep and breathe wrestling, If you don't want to be here... Why the f*ck are you here!!! Since my wrestling career is over, I  thought I'd give Co-Owning a shot! And as I help gain talent and help anyway I can with SCW I want all those fans to keep watching... Because we may be down right now, But as we grow and become better, We'll do what we do best and you fans do what you do best... And that's enjoy our wrestling... And Enjoy our product, We are here for the fans! And the fans only! Showtime Championship Wrestling FOREVER!!!!

(The fans and Wrestlers erupt cheering as "Superstar" By Saliva plays)

*Commercial*

Vivian Vixxen: This first match  is for the SCW Hardcore Championship, Coming to the ring first... The Challenger, From London, England.. Weighing 220lbs... SIMON BELMONT! 

"Protect Ya Neck " by Wu Tang Clan plays and Simon Belmont walks down the SCW steel ramp way. He stops half way down and raises his hands in the air he slides in the ring and jumps up on the second rope and raises one arm in the air.

Vivian Vixxen: Coming to the ring next, And the SCW Hardcore Champion, from parts unknown, Weighing in at 220lbs, The Leader of the Blood Rage.... AQUIRO!!!

"Shut your Mouth" by Pain hits and the lights go out, Aquiro walks to the ring with the Hardcore belt over his shoulder, A purple light follows him down the isle, He throws the belt in and lifts up the ring curtain  and pulls out a table he sets it up at ringside and then reach's under the ring again and pulls out 2 stop signs and a couple garbage cans.

Reno: The bell sounds and the match is underway! Aquiro and Belmont tie up, Aquiro sends Belmont into the ropes, Belmont comes back and slides under Aquiro's legs, Aquiro turns around just to be drop kicked in the mouth by Belmont. Someone call the dentist because I think that's Aquiro's teeth on the mat! 

Coach: Belmont picks Aquiro up and sends him hard into the buckle! Aquiro wobbles out of the corner and gets left handed in the face, Aquiro grabs the top rope to get him steady, Belmont goes for another right hand but this time Aquiro catches it.. Aquiro pulls Simon in and hits him with a forearm! 

Reno: Aquiro rolls to the outside of the ring and grabs Simon and pulls him out to. Belmont staggers after Aquiro but Aquiro grabs him, Twists his arm and scoop slams him on the floor. 

Coach: This is just the beginning, I know Belmont wants it, But Aquiro isn't gonna give it to him, I have a feeling this match is going to get pretty ugly!

Reno: I think your right because Aquiro's going for the stop sign he pulled out from under the ring earlier. Belmont stands up but just to get nailed with the stop sign. Belmont falls back and hits the guard rail on his way down.

Coach: This scary punk Aquiro lays the stop sign on Belmont's face and jumps up to the apron... He runs across the apron and jumps off with a turning elbow drop right on the stop sign crushing Belmont's face under it!!!I told you this was gonna get ugly Reno, But you didn't agree! TOLD YA SO!

Reno: I did so agree Coach what the hell are you talk...

Coach: Shut up and call the match, That's what your hired for right? Not arguing!... Fine you want call?.... I will! Aquiro picks Belmont up...

Reno: But Belmont hit's him in the gut with a right hand... Then a left... Then a giant knee to the mid section. Simon Belmont bends Aquiro over and grabs the stop sign, He places the stop sign on the back of Aquiro's head and Belmont goes to the top of the steel steps and fame asser's Aquiro's face onto that floor! Using the steel of the stop sign as advantage to crush Aquiro's face!

Coach: Belmont grabs a bottle of beer from a fan, He reels it over his head to slam down on Aquiro, But Aquiro trips him up, And the bottle smash's on the guard rail on the way of the fall. Oh God...Aquiro got a sick look on his face... He grabbed a broken piece of glass.... HE'S GONNA PICK HIS FACE APART WITH A BROKEN PIECE OF GLASS!

Reno: No! Simon Belmont grabs Aquiro's wrist and with the other hand he punch's Aquiro straight in the nose. Belmont rise's to his feet and grabs Aquiro, He roll's Aquiro into the ring. He walks over and grabs a hold of the table, He folds up the legs and slides it in the ring. Belmont slides in also.

Coach: Simon charges toward Aquiro, Aquiro ducks and back body drops Simon Belmont over the ropes and onto the floor. Aquiro goes straight for the table, But Simon Belmont gets straight to his feet... Watch Out Aquiro!

Reno: Simon slides in and nails Aquiro from behind with a clothesline! Aquiro falls forward and lands on the upside down table. Simon Belmont jumps forward with a elbow drop on Aquiro.

Coach: He rolls Aquiro off the table and picks it up. He pulls out the legs of the table and sets it up.... But the face painted punk is on his feet!

Reno: LOOK OUT BELMONT!

Coach: BAM! Superkick by Aquiro! Simon Belmont is sprawled out on the table! 

Reno: Aquiro climbs to the top... 

Coach: He flies off with a splash!!! NO! Belmont rolls off the table and Aquiro goes crashing through! Belmont stumbles over and is locking something on....

Reno: It's A Crippler Crossface! He has it locked in nicely, He's wrenching back on the face causing more and more pain. 

Coach: Aquiro use's his free hand to poke Belmont in the eye. Belmont releases the crossface.

Reno: Aquiro slides to the outside of the ring and drags Belmont out, He gives Belmont a stiff throat thrust, Followed by a back hand chop, He rolls Belmont back in, Looks like he has a change of  plans.

Coach: The Scary faced punk goes under the ring for what looks like another table. He slides it in and rolls in himself.

Reno: He gets to his feet and hits a quick snap DDT on Belmont, He sets up the table, Turns to grab Belmont but Simon Belmont gives him a stiff body shot followed by a rush of right hands. Aquiro is on rubber legs here!

Coach: Simon scoops him up and, Drops him with a beautiful tombstone, Was that the ring cracking or was that Aquiro's skull!

Reno: Maybe Both! Simon Belmont rolls Aquiro onto the table. He quickly dash's to the top turn buckle!

Coach: Woah! A Huge Twisting leg drop crashing through the table, That's the second time in this match Aquiro has gone through a table!

Reno: That's right, But Simon Belmont calls that move the "Serpentine Fire"! Simon Belmont covers Aquiro!

1..2...3!!!!

Coach: WE GOT A NEW HARDCORE CHAMPION!!!!

Vivian Vixxen: YOUR WINNER AND...NEW HARDCORE CHAMPION...SIMON BELMONT!!!

( The ref presents Simon Belmont with the Hardcore Title belt, Simon rolls out of the ring and struts up the ramp with the belt over his shoulder and a cocky look on his face.)

The scene opens with Keona Kelly standing in front of a SCW Set.

Keona Kelly: Hello good fans of SCW, I am here to tell you that in July there will be a 3 hour long SCW TV Special  live from Mexico City, Mexico it will be titled "Mayhem In Mexico" the date has not been announced yet but I will get back to you next week on it. The tickets go on sale for this outside event July 1st. So make sure your there if it's not possible tune in on the Superstation TBS!

Reno: Well before we bring you the SCW Hardcore Battle Royal I was told some new wrestler wanted to speak to the fans So.....

"Snap" by Slipknot hit on the PA system and a huge man came to the ring wearing  jeans with no shirt, He stepped over the ropes and pulled a microphone out of his pocket.

MAN: Great Fans Of SCW your excellent lord you've prayed to all your life is now standing before you. I will reign terror over all the sinners and all those who have not yet sinned. Yet I am a sinner myself. I am your God, Your devil and your fate! Your lives rest in my hands.... I control them at will. I did not come to this assemblage of rambling, uneducated nimrods which call them selves the SCW, All you terrible excuse for wrestlers think your the future of this idiotic cult you call a "Federation" which I think is bullshit, But what's even more bullshit is you calling your selves a "Wrestling Federation". But really I am the future.... I am your future.... I am everyone's dream.... I am everyone's Nightmare... I'm a one man walking massacre. I am the terror of September 11th all in one body. I cause destruction, I AM DESTRUCTION. I am not here to entertain all you sweaty wrestling fans I am here to make everyone cry in their sleep about a man...a myth.... A NIGHTMARE BY THE NAME OF ZODIAC!!!!

Fans Boo 

Zodiac: The only reason your booing me is because you do not have the intellectual power to comprehend what your Excellence is saying. All the wrestlers in the back are intellectually inferior and totally out manned! Behold a savior has arrived for all of you to appreciate not only can I single handedly take out each and every member of the SCW Roster, But I can take out anyone of you peons in the audience and I could beat you in a wrestling match, Chess match or a Spelling bee. I am your Scorpio totally unpredictable, I am your Taurus ready to charge into moments notice... I am your god totally.... UNSTOPPABLE!!!!

Snap by Slipknot plays and "Zodiac" leaves the ring

HOUR 2

  RENO: Next up fans, is our hardcore battle royal. This is going to be the most chaotic spectacle you've seen in professional wrestling. Let's see who we have in this big match up.

COACH: Wolf. He's gone solo now that Shockwave left and I believe he's more determined than ever. This guy is probably the toughest sonuvagun in SCW today.

RENO: I'd have to agree with you there, Coach. Wolf is extremely tough. We've got some more competitors involved in this match as well. "Primetime" Laura Wilson, Shaun Styles, Jahmir Raj Raj El-Ahmin, Ravnos, and two DRWF superstars...

COACH: Kustom and Exile. If those two punks want to come bring it here in SCW, let them! I hope Wolf kicks the living daylights out of both of those sissies.

RENO: We're almost ready for the introductions, so let's go to Vivian.

"Bodies" by Drowning Pool hits, as the SCW logo flashes across the ShowTron.


Vivian Vixxen: The following contest is our hardcore battle royal, to determine the number one contender for the SCW Hardcore Championship!

Laura Wilson walks out to the ring, followed by Shaun Styles, Ravnos, Jahmir Raj Raj El-Ahmin, and Wolf.


Vivian Vixxen: Coming to the ring now, representing SCW..."Primetime" Laura Wilson...Shaun Styles...Ravnos...Jahmir Raj Raj El-Ahmin...and WOLF!

Wolf doesn't get into the ring immediately, like everyone else. He goes under the ring, picks up a table and places it in the ring. He also grabs two trash cans, three chairs, and a shovel. He holds on to one of the chairs, as he awaits the entrances of the DRWF competitors.


"Ain't No Sunshine" by DMX hits and the DRWF logo flashes across the ShowTron. The fans boo the arrival of Exile and "Kustom" Kris Jakson.


Vivian Vixxen: Now representing the Death Row Wrestling Federation..."Kustom" Kris Jakson and...EXILE!

Jakson and Exile discuss some strategy for a moment, then they both enter the ring. Kustom is carrying a bamboo stick and Exile is carrying a pipe.


RENO: The introductions are over, so LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR!

COACH: THE BELL HAS SOUNDED AND ALL HELL IS BREAKING LOOSE!

RENO: You can be eliminated by pinfall or submission. Laura Wilson and Shaun Styles have attacked EXILE!

COACH: EXILE SMOKES STYLES IN THE LEG WITH THAT LEAD PIPE! WILSON CLOBBERS HIM FROM BEHIND AND HE DROPS THE PIPE! EXILE TURNS AROUND...BOOT TO THE MIDSECTION AND WILSON DDT'S HIM!

RENO: Wolf comes over towards Kustom, grabs him...T-BONE SUPLEX! WOW!

COACH: Jahmir nails Wolf from behind with an axhandle shot. Wolf turns around...JAHMIR SWINGS...MISSES! WOLF GRABS HIM BY THE THROAT! SITOUT CHOKESLAM! WOLF IS ON A ROLL!

RENO: Laura Wilson takes Exile up and shoves him into the turnbuckle. Wolf spots her, runs and SMASHES THEM BOTH INTO THE TURNBUCKLE! WILSON FALLS TO THE CANVAS AND EXILE DOES THE SAME! WOLF HAS TAKEN OUT FOUR SUPERSTARS SO FAR! AMAZING!

COACH: Shaun Styles and Ravnos are going at it now. Styles shoots Ravnos off the ropes...Ravnos dodges the clothesline! WOLF COMES FROM BEHIND AND HITS STYLES WITH A CLOTHESLINE! RAVNOS AND WOLF ARE NOW FACE-TO-FACE! EVERYONE ELSE IS ON THE MAT, BUT THESE TWO!

RENO: WOLF AND RAVNOS! RAVNOS AND WOLF ARE EXCHANGING RIGHTS AND LEFTS! RAV WHIPS HIM INTO THE ROPES...KICK TO THE STOMACH! SUPLEX!? WOLF BLOCKS IT! WOLF GRABS HIM IN A WAISTLOCK! BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX!

COACH: I CAN'T BELIEVE IT, RENO! WOLF HAS ANNIHILATED EVERYONE IN THAT RING! HE IS AN AWESOME SPECIMEN!

RENO: Oh man! I Am not one to believe it ether! You could say that it's Wolf VS The Rest by the way he's acting!

COACH: Jahmir is up to his feet, and Wolf lunges after him. Jahmir is apparently not ready for such a ferocious attack! He's fallen victim to a huge barrage of a psychical beating!

RENO: Wolf picks up the dazed Jahmir and launches him over the top rope...OH MY GOD!

COACH: JAHMIR JUST WENT THOUGH THE TABLE WHICH WAS SET UP BY WOLF ON THE OUTSIDE! THERE IS PIECES OF TABLE AND JAHMIR LITTERING THE FLOOR!

RENO: While this carnage has been taking place, Kustom Kris Jackson is up, and has been brawling with Ravnos! Wolf glances over and decides to join the fight. Wolf comes over and drills Ravnos in the back of the head, and then also drills Jackson in the back of the head!

COACH: Now Wolf AGAIN is the only one who is standing tall! Wolf leaps over the top rope, and lands on the floor. He goes underneath the ring apron and gets...a ALLEN WRENCH??!! Why the hell did he pull one of those out? I mean, when he could of gotten a ladder or something!

RENO: Wolf goes over to Jahmir and pushes the wrench in his face! He's grinding it into the skull of Jahmir. Blood is starting to appear! OH MY GOD! Wolf then tosses the bloody Jahmir into the ring, and goes for the cover....

1...2...3!!!!!!!

COACH: Jahmir is gone!!! HE'S OUTTA HERE! While Jahmir was eliminated, Every other superstar is up on their feet. Wait a second, Exile has thrown Ravnos over the top rope. RAVNOS LANDED FACE FIRST ON THE GUARD RAIL...AND HE JUST SLIPPED OVER INTO THE AUDIENCE! He's lying at the feet of many fans!

RENO: All the fans are fleeing from the area!

COACH: Laura Wilson is up, and over the top rope. She flips up the ring apron near where Ravnos landed, and pulls out a ladder. She sets it up on the outside, because in the ring...I personally don't think there is much room to set it up from all the scene of carnage!

RENO: While everyone else is ignoring her and Ravnos, Laura steps up the ladder, and reaches the top rung. Before the ladder collapses, she comes off of it, flying through the air towards Ravnos! OH MY GOD! AT THE LAST MOMENT RAVNOS GETS UP AND PICKS UP A CHAIR! HE SLAMS IT INTO WILSON'S FLYING BODY! THE IMPACT WAS MAJOR!!!

COACH: Wilson is lying on the floor, cringing in pain. Ravnos goes for the cover...

1...2..3!!!

RENO: Laura Wilson is eliminated! WHOA! In a wicked turn of events, Ravnos was about to be eliminated, but in turn. Laura Wilson is eliminated! Back to the action! Exile is on the outside now, and beating on the tired Ravnos! Exile now picks up Ravnos, and DOES A GUILLOTINE DROP ON THE BARRICADE. The DRWFer  is manhandling the SCW's Own Ravnos!!! They're fighting in the audience, with fans gazing on in respect! Exile knocks Ravnos down, and jumps on the barricade! HE COMES OFF WITH A DEVISTATING MOONSAULT!

COACH: Inside the ring, Wolf is brawling with Kustom Kris Jakson! What a matchup going on there! Wait a second...Exile is bringing Ravnos back outside the ring. Ravnos is lying on the ground, helpless as Exile searches under the ring for a weapon. He looks confused until he brings out a cooler with a 2 4 of Pepsi in it. He opens the cooler and runs toward a wobbly Ravnos. The Pepsi can crashes on the forehead of Ravnos. Ravnos falls, but gets straight back up!

RENO: So Exile gets another Pepsi, and crashes it on Ravnos's head again, spilling Pepsi all over the outside of the ring! Ravnos will still not go down! Exile gets another Pepsi, and pulls the top. He takes a big gulp, and throws the can into the audience. Ravnos stumbles to his feet again and then Exile spits the mouthful of Pepsi in Ravnos' face! Ravnos is blinded by the sudden Pepsi. Exile flings him into the post, and after the impact, he turns Ravnos around, and hooks a Fisherman's Suplex!

1...2...3!!!

COACH: Ravnos is eliminated by Project: Pepsi!

RENO: Wolf is being double teamed on the outside by DRWF's Exile and Kris Jakson! They are both punching him down to the ground! Come On Wolf, Do it for Showtime!!! Wolf reaches under the ring... He retrieves a... Kendo Stick!!! He jabs Jakson with it then pushes Jakson into the ring post, He then turns and hits Exile as hard as he can over the head! Exile stumbles!

COACH: Wolf then nails Exile over the head once again with the Kendo stick, Exile falls back and hits the guard rail. Then from behind Wolf gets nailed by Kris Jakson who clasp's a chair.

RENO: Kris Jakson then lifts the ring curtain and looks under there for another toy. Jakson has hold of a table, He sets it up at ringside. He grabs Wolf and places him on the table... Jakson climbs up to the apron and to the top.... He turns around and is gonna go for a moonsault!! Wait a sec Wolf rolls off and puts Exile on the table, Jakson comes flying off with the moonsault and crashes right through the table on top of Exile. 

COACH: HAHA! Jakson just crashed through on his partner! Jakson gets up and curses when he saw what he has done. Wolf grabs Jakson and flicks him over the rail then he covers Exile....

1...2...3!!!!

RENO: Exile is gone from this match... Wolf grabs the ladder that Primetime used earlier and sets it up... But from behind Jakson hits him with a chair from the audience. Jakson then picks up a piece of the broken kendo stick and jabs it splinters and all into Wolf's shoulder, Wolf begins to draw a little dab of blood. Jakson Picks Wolf up and throws him into the ring, He then grabs the ladder and brings that in to.

COACH: Jakson starts stomping on Wolf while he sets up the ladder, Jakson begins climbing it, But SCW's Wolf reaches out and tips it over. Jakson lands groin first on the ropes!!! I don't see a little Kustom or a Kustomette in the near future!!!

RENO: Wolf gets to his feet and runs and drop kicks Kustom Kris Jack who is straddled on the top rope, Jakson falls inside the ring. Wolf runs and drops a leg drop across the neck of Jakson. Wolf hooks the leg for a pin.

1...2...KICK OUT!

RENO: Jakson kicked out!!! Wolf gets up but so does Jakson, Jakson leaps to the second rope and jumps off with a forearm shot to the head!!! 

COACH: Wolf is down and Jakson folds up the ladder, He then places the ladder on top of Wolf and climbs back up to the second rope!!! He comes off with a senton splash crushing Wolf under the ladder but also hurting himself!!!

RENO: Well you need to take risks to be SCW Hardcore Champion! He then picks Wolf up, He then puts him in the position for a suplex but drops him in a falcon arrow and hooks the leg!

1...2....KICK OUT!!!!

COACH: KICK OUT!!! UNBELIEVABLE!!! Jakson gets right to his feet and jumps to the top, He then flies off with a hang over front flip! HE HOOKS THE LEG!!!

1....2....KICK OUT!!!

RENO: WHAT THE HELL WILL IT TAKE TO PUT WOLF AWAY! Wolf is starting to get a surge of energy, Wolf is on his feet and is after Kris Jakson, Jakson starts climbing the ladder and wolf follows.... They get at the top.... SUPER PLEX OFF THE LADDER!!!!

1....2........KICK OUT!!!!!!

COACH: MY GOD!!!!

RENO: Jakson is recovering.... He starts stomping wolf.... He picks Wolf up and is bringing him slowly to the top of the ladder............. He hooks up in a DDT on top of the ladder..... WAIT A TWIST OF FATE OFF THE LADDER!!!!!!!! HE CALLS THAT THE FIRST CLASS!!!!! HE ROLLS OVER ON TOP OF HIM!!!!!

1............2...............3!!!!!!!!!!!!

Vivian Vixxen: YOUR WINNER OF THE HARDCORE BATTLE ROYAL..... "KUSTOM" KRIS JAKSON!!!!

Jesus Or A Gun by Fuel plays and Kris Jakson rolls to the outside, He is almost unable to walk as he stumbles up the ramp way.

*Commercial*

Reno: We're ready for our main event!

Vivian Vixxen This next match is for the SCW TV Ti...

She's Interrupted by "Killing In The Name Of" by Rage Against The Machine. Then new SCW Co-Owner Trey Hamlyn comes out from the curtain's. He walks to the ring with a grin on his face, He slides in the ring and takes the microphone from Vivian

Trey Hamlyn: Vivian, There's one thing I never said to you earlier that I'd like to say now Honey....

Trey grabs Vivian by the shoulders and plants a huge kiss on her

Reno: Oh My God! Our Co-Owner Trey Hamlyn has a lip lock on the lovely Vivian Vixxen!

Coach: This is sick! Isn't that sexual assault?!?

Reno: No but I think she likes it!

Coach: Give me a doggy bag I think I'm gonna puke!

Trey Hamlyn: Continue Miss Vixxen...

Vivian Vixxen: This next match is for the SCW TV Title and is for one fall... Coming to the ring first from Vancouver, British Columbia weighting 309lbs... ETERNAL!!!

"Tear Away" by Drowning Pool plays and Eternal emerges from the entrance way, With his arms in the air, Like he already won the match. He jumps onto the apron and walks over the top rope.

Vivian Vixxen: And his opponent the Showtime Championship Wrestling's TV Champion... From Venice Beach, CA weighing 276lbs.... PUMPED!!!!

"Dazzed" by Masshead plays and Pumped comes to the ring with the SCW TV Title over his shoulder. He rolls in and the match is underway.

Reno: Pumped and Eternal lock horns. This one's gonna be a humdinger!

Coach: Humdinger?

Reno: Yes A Humdinger!

Coach: Don't make me slap you Reno.....

Reno: Anyway, Pumped sends Eternal into the ropes, But Eternal comes back with a huge clothesline. Pumped rolls to the outside, Eternal taunts Pumped from the inside....Coach what are you doing?

Coach: Oh Uh, Checking in the dictionary to see if Humdinger is actually a word....

Reno: Just close the book and call the match huh?.... Anyways Pumped grabs Eternals ankles and drags him to the outside. Pumped pulls him in with a giant clothesline, But Eternal doesn't go down!

Coach: Eternal fights back with a couple of right hands, Then he grabs pumped and gives him a suplex to the floor. Eternal picks up Pumped and rolls him back into the ring.

Reno: Eternal rolls in and drops the elbow on Pumped, He then reaches his feet and goes to the second rope, He drops off with a elbow drop but Pumped rolls out of the way.

Coach: Pumped gets to one knee and shakes it off. I feel this man is going to take control right here!

Reno: Pumped picks Eternal to his feet and hits him with a upper cut, Eternal falls back into the ropes. Pumped then goes over and ties his arms in the ropes, Eternal cannot get free!

Coach: Brilliant! This man here Pumped has the mind of a genies. My new nick name is the Scientist of wrestling!

Reno: He is taking smart advantage of Eternal now with kicks to the mid section, Pumped then goes into the ropes and comes back with a jumping knee to the face. The ref unties Eternal from the ropes...

Coach: Now you see refs should mind there own business! He has no right to untie him!

Reno: He does have a right to Coach, It says in the rules....

Coach: Rules? Who the hell listens to the rules Reno? This is 2002 not 1989! 

Reno: Whatever Coach Collins, Just call the match! Pumped stomps Eternal while he's down. Eternal trips Pumped, so he falls flat on his face! That is an awesome move on the part of Eternal.

Coach: ....Why did Pumped get suckered in to that? Now Eternal is beginning to take control by getting to his feet. On one knee now...two knees...he's fully up!

Reno: Eternal looks pissed off. He picks Pumped up by the scruff of his neck, and puts his head between his legs...Ouch! Without a second thought, Eternal delivers a devastating Snap Powerbomb.

Coach: Ow! Eternal is stalking Pumped now, circling around him, and occasionally kicking him. It looks like Eternal is going into a full fledged assault, bombarding Pumped with stomps.

Reno: Eternal picks up Pumped now, who is extremely dazed. You can even see Pumped's head spinning. Eternal punches him in the neck, knocking Pumped out of his 'Dazed' state. Pumped retaliates with a counter punch of his own. Now Eternal is reeling! We're going to have an old fashioned punch-out right here!

Coach: Pulls out Dictionary You know Reno, you come up with the weirdest sayings sometimes...first Humdinger...now punch-out??? I wonder...

Reno: You're a hopeless case Coach...put that dictionary away this instant and continue calling the match! More back and forth punching folks. Looks like Pumped, battered as he may seem has gotten control of this matchup. He brings Eternal over to the corner, lifts him onto the top turnbuckle, climbs himself and...

Coach: TOP ROPE SUPLEX!

Reno: Woah! I didn't think Pumped had the strength to lift Eternal in that utter display of power!

Coach: You ever doubted Pumped's powers? Pumped recovers to 2 knee's but it looks Eternal is still down on his back from that punishing maneuver.

Reno: Pumped runs in with a leg drop straight across the neck of Eternal. He picks Eternal up by his long hair and puts his head between his legs. Pumped picks him off the ground upside down....

Coach: And lands a gruesome piledriver!!! Pumped is amazing, He just picked that 6'11 man off the ground and dropped him on the top of his head!

Reno: Yes and Pumped quickly leaps to his feet, He hauls Eternal off the ground spins him around and drops him with a quick yet painful neckbreaker. 

Coach: Eternal rolls over to the bottom rope and slowly gets to one knee while still holding his neck... He then gets to his feet but it looks that Pumped is already up. Pumped glances at Eternal, and he charges at him full throttle.

Reno: I don't think Eternal is ready for this...

Coach: Of course he isn't! The kid is holding his neck!

Reno: But wait...! Eternal changes his stance and he picks Pumped up in the middle of his charge and delivers a Death Valley Driver! 

Coach: ..........WHAT?!?! How is that possible?? Pumped had all the kinks worked out!

Reno: Correction, he THOUGHT he had all the kinks worked out. Apparently, he didn't. Ouch...has to hurt.

Coach: Well, Eternal is going on and picking Pumped up...and turns him around. He goes and applies a submission maneuver, it looks like at least...from this direction.

Reno: It is a submission maneuver. From this angle, it looks like the Octopus Stretch! But one of Pumped's hand's breaks free and grabs the middle rope. The ref makes Eternal break the hold. Pumped runs straight into the ropes and comes back with a shoulder tackle, Eternal goes down!

Coach: Pumped grabs Eternals two legs and locks him in...

Reno: Bret Hart's Trademark, The Sharp Shooter! But Eternal grabs the bottom rope quickly, But Pumped wont let go. The ref finally makes Pumped break it.

Coach: Eternal stumbles to his feet and grabs Pumped, He knee's Pumped in the gut area and sends him into the ropes, Pumped comes back right into a big boot!!!

Reno: Pumped rolls to the outside of the ring and Eternal follows, He gets to the outside but Pumped grabs his head and slams it off the edge of the apron. Eternal doesn't take much effect and grabs Pumped spins around and drops him on the floor with a Russian Leg Sweep.

Coach: Then Eternal slides in like the little wimp he is. Booooo! Come on, fight like a man!

Reno: Well...Pumped gets up slowly, and takes Eternal's lead by going in the ring, but Eternal pounces! A Double Axe Handle by the 6'11 Monster. Pumped is knocked down by the sudden impact. Eternal picks him up, and flings him into the ropes.

Coach: Eternal then drops to the ground as Pumped goes whizzing by, and applies a Drop Toe Hold! Eternal then stands up, and looks at the befallen Pumped. He then picks him up, and Irish Whips him into the ropes again.

Reno: This time, Eternal kicks him in the midsection, and follows with a Stunner! That was Stone Cold Steve Austin's Famous Maneuver! 

Coach: Ouch! Pumped is laying, twitching on the canvas! How in the blue hell did Eternal manage to pull that off?

Reno: Only God Knows...Eternal is breathing heavily after this hard battle fought by two warriors.

Coach: Two Warriors? How about One Warrior and the local Miller! Pumped is actually struggling up already! Whoo! Go Pumped!

Reno: Hard to believe, but what Coach is saying is true. Pumped is up on one knee. Eternal comes over to him, but before he can get a lot further than he is now, Pumped forces him down to the ground. Pumped scrambles up, and Eternal right after him. Pumped hooks an arm and leg of Eternal, and lifts him up.

THUD

Coach: HOLY SHIT! PUMPED WAS ABLE TO LIFT ETERNAL IN THE OLYMPIC SLAM! OH! MY! GOD!

Reno: Now this match is becoming quite a bout! Pumped is on his feet but Eternal is to one knee, He low blows Pumped but the Ref did not see!

Coach: THAT'S CHEATING!!! ETERNAL SHOULD BE DQED!

Reno: Eternal gets to his feet and picks up Pumped with a bit of struggle, He then spins and drops Pumped in a tomb stone! Eternal gets up but just picks Pumped up with him, He sends Pumped into the ropes.... BUT PUMPED KNOCKS THE REF DOWN!!!

Coach: He's down, Take advantage Pumped! Take Advantage!!!

Reno: Pumped grabs onto the ropes and slides outside the ring, Eternal follows. Pumped grabs a chair at ringside and goes but a swing, Eternal ducks and the chair bounces off the post and smacks Pumped back in the face!

Coach: Damn! Eternal kicks Pumped and grabs the chair from him....

Reno: One shot to the head... Two shot to the head.. And a third shot to the knee!!! Pumped goes down!

Coach: DAMN IT! THAT'S CHEATING!!

Reno: Eternal drops the chair and rolls Pumped in! The ref is on one knee! Eternal picks Pumped up and sets him up for a pump handle slam, He hits it and Pumped is down, It looks like for good!!!

1...2...3!!!

Vivian VixxenYOUR WINNER.....AND NEW SCW WORLD CHAMPION....ETERNAL!!!

Tearing Away by Drowning Pool hits and Eternal rolls out of the ring to get his new TV title belt.

 Reno and Coach: That's all for tonight, See you next week on Thursday Shake Down!

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