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oh your going to LOVE your Christmas present, its just going to be worth seeing your face when you open it.( repeated all through november and december 2003)
- It was an autograph of David Caruso.
I HAVE AN AUTOGRAPH OF DAVID CARUSO.  Don't think presents get more wacked then that...whats even scarier is placing the picture next to the tv and watch your whole family shudder when looking at it over winter break.
"And if you think it was the Tower of Pisa, it so wasn't."
Becca talking to me, in the most Random statment of my entire life!
"Evil!!!
A repeated line in my dorm room....my psu people know what it means.
"Oh thats just Amish Propaganda" - talking about those candies that have the stupid horse and buggie on the lable.
"What is it called when your severed in half at the waist...like John Mayer?"
random car conversation.
wha wha Jersey represent!
- god forbid you talk evil about Jersey around some of my friends
"oh make love to me steve perry"
-Tiffany scarying me after watching too much of "i love the 80's strikes back"
bow chicka wow wow
- you can take anything and make it into porn, ex: lord of the rings...the weather channel....believe I strive to try.
"they like licking the candy without the wrapper even though its bad candy"
- in response to africans who continue to have sex without a condom and risk AIDS  because it feels better.
"her ass is grass and you're the mower"
- in response to Pam getting pissed off at SydM, a scanky 14 year old we hate online, who gets cocky with us and we need to slap her.
"when you move like that, you don't wear boxers"
- in response to how amazing Michael Vartan and David Anders are on Alias, and how you can't kick butt and be hott at the same time wearing boxers
"apart we're nothing, but together we're like superheros"
- Me talking to Pam about how our crazyness lives on even though we're 3 1/2 hours apart.
" and I woke up and he was having sex with her in the bed with me right there and some stranger sleeping on the floor....and I swear he's gay with the guy on the floor, etc..."
- someone on the Greyhound Bus on Easter weekend telling me some interesting stuff as I sink down in my chair as he keeps saying  everything so loud and people are looking at us
" I mean he's not even cute- well  he's cute in a sort of bummbling way - but not in the I want him reproducing my children type of way"
- me in responce to a guy on tv who I can't understand why anyone would want to date
" she would do anything with three legs"
- me telling Fran, Lisa and Nick about a certain girl we went to school with and her inability to stop being a slut.
"Everybody knows you dribble before you shoot."
- Dr. Jensen on the ineffectiveness of the pulling out method of birth control
"dude, this game sucks. Penquens suck as animals anyway"
-me getting pissed at some stupid game i was playing with Emily ( i realize i can't spell)
there's more, I just have to remember to write them down or just plain remember them
" how do yo spell toco?
"T-A-C-O"
"crap, i've been spelling it wrong this whole time!"
"how long is that"
"my entire life"
"You can use a word like plausible in a sentence but you can't spell taco? You're sad!"
- on the phone with Lisa, realizing that I am indeed sad.
" I'm eating these amazing cookies!I wish you could try them."
" ooh send them to me"
"how do I send them online?"
- phone again with Lisa, but she actually thought she could stick cookies in the computer to get them to me...now who's sad.
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