| Dirty Boys |
| Dirty Boys....These are the boys in our lives who continually make complete asses of themselves and those around them. There are those that are dirty because will fuck anything that walks in close proximity to them; those that apparently have no filters and who insist upon uttering vulgar phrases whenever an opportunity presents itself, those that just plain unhygenic; and the dirtiest of the dirty, those for whom daily life functions would cease without a bowl, needle, or bump. Were these boys always dirty...most likely the answer is no, we've been often blinded from their nastiness by love, friendship, and most often alcohol! |
| Dirty Boys From Semesters Past A Condensed List of Favorites |
| The Extravaganza Boys- Added to the dirty file Sept 2000 This vile group of ATO borhters tried to take it upon themselves to give "the Brat" the "best birthday present ever!" Luckily they did not succeed and "the Brat" escaped unscathed save a few emotional scars....even "the Brat" has limits. |
| The Spider-Eatter- Added to the dirty file Sept 2000 See the above mentioned escapade....who knew a seemingly inexperienced boy could perpetuate such an event. |
| Foot Fettish Fred- Added to the dirty file Fall 1998 This sad individual thought that since he couldn't get his hands on "Dirty NJ's" feet, he would attempt at seducing "the Minion" with breakfast from a diner. Does the line, "so do you want to hook up now?" really work on anyone at 8am?!? |
| BMW Boy- Added to the dirty file Spring 2000 BMW Boy....God, he's just so pompous!!! Does he really think anyone wants to do him...let alone in a dirty Beta Bathroom |
| Yellow-Jumpsuit-Wearing-Bastard- Added to the dirty file Fall 2000 What is there really to say after a name like that??? He hooked up with more girls at the Crest than any other boy we know...and he sports 2 piece day-glow yellow jumpsuits. Currenty can be found sniffing his life and his parents money up his nose. |
| Asain #1- Added to the dirty file Fall 1998 This lad apparently had a misconception about what it was to have sex with someone, since he told all of Theta Chi that he had slept with "the Minion"....who knew talking outside on a well lit porch could ruin your reputaion??? |
| Angry Coke Head- Added to the dirty file Fall 2000 This individual attemted to buy sex with pot from "The Brat," "The Minion," and "The Princess." He is most remembered for, late night fits of cocaine induced rage (many a beta couch have suffered his wrath) and his most famous line, " whats up...you gonna be here when I get back?" UGH!!!! |
| Corkie- Added to the dirty file Spring 2000 He doesn't bathe....thats all that needs to be said! |
| Fatty Crane- Added to the dirty file Winter 1999 Did you know that smoking pot increases the size of your mammory glands ...hence... MAN_BOOBIES!!! (See also- He Is Fat) Why is he gross???....perhaps its the fact that he feels the need to compare our mammory glands with his own or maybe its just that he smells like ham all the time. |
| He Is Fat- Added to the dirty file Spring 2000 Not only does he have enlarged man-breasts, he also has the ability to turn the women who he tricks into hooking up with him into lesbians. Coincidently, he HAS NOT slept with "the Princess." |
| * Names have been changed to protect the forever dirty |