Stress_prayer

A Prayer for the Stressed

God,

Grant me the serenity to Accept the things I cannot change,
Courage to change the things I cannot, and
Wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill today because they got on my {last} nerves.

And also help me to be careful of the toes I step on today
as they may be connected to the feet I may have to kiss tomorrow.

Help me always to give 100 percent at work:

12% on Mondays
23% on Tuesdays
40% on Wednesdays
20% on Thursdays
5% on Fridays

and help me to remember ...

When I am having a bad day and
it seems that people are trying to wind me up,
it takes:
42 muscles to frown,
28 muscles to smile, and only
4 muscles to extend my arm and smack someone in the mouth!

Amen