ANTICI....PATION!: From "Rocky Horror Picture Show"...say, "antici" very slowly, excentuating each syllable, and then yell "pation!". For when you are wating for something with...antici-pation!
A LITTLE SLICE OF ORGASM: Anything that you love whole-heartedly. I.E. "Sour skittles are a little slice of orgasm."
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BEW: Originally coined by my first boyfriend's best friend, Jacob, bew can be used in any type of negative situation. I.E. "Dude, you smell like bew." or "Bew on you." or "Bewface."
BLING BLING RAP: Any so-called "music" created by P.Diddy, Jay-Z, Ludacris, Nelly, or any other rap artists who sing about dem bitches, hos, sex in hot tubs, wine, the ghetto, and drugs.
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CHICKIPOO: Orignally used while watching horror movies such as "Texas Chainsaw Massacre." I.E. "Chickipoo, do not go in there!" or "Chickipoo just got sliced up like a Christmas ham." May be used in reference to any female.
COSMIC WEIRDNESS: A strange coincidence.
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DAMN THE MAN!: Use when protesting against any corporate giant. From "Empire Records".
DUDE: Say this as much as possible. Extend the "uuuuuuuuuuude."
DROWSY PARROT: A coffeshop in my hometown of Saline, Michigan. It's built in an old library, so there are all those old smelly books around, that you can buy for a quarter. They also make the best hot chocolate I have ever tasted in my life. And they let you lick the chocolate off the spoon.
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FAR OUT: This is a slang term from the 60's. I decided to bring it back into use after watching an episode of "The Munsters" on TVLand, in which the band "The Standells" (who sing the infamous one-hit wonder, "Dirty Water") made a guest appearance. The members of the band had only a few lines, 90% of which consisted of "far out". Hence, I have brought it back into use.
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GIMME SOME SUGAR BABY: In "The Army of Darkness", Ash says this whenever he is in the company of a lady friend and wants a piece of ass. This also works when a girl is in the company of a male and wants a little somethin' somethin'.
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HANG TEN MOON DOGGIE: Use in replace of "good-bye" or "see ya", and always make sure to do the hand signal at the same time. The hand signal consists of sticking out your pinky and thumb, while clenching the rest of your fingers into a fist, and moving this back and forth.
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I APPROVE! APPROVE!: Yet another quote from "A Night at the Roxbury. Use only when saying you approve of someone's romantic interest.
I LAUGH IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION: Seen Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail? Well, then, you know where this comes from.
I LOVE YOU CUPCAKE: Gir from Invader Zim loves cupcakes and so do I. Say this when speaking of anything you enjoy, in a very loving, cooing tone.
I BELIEVE IN YOU PETER PAN: From the movie "Hook". You say it whenever you are trying to tell someone that you believe they can accomplish what they are attempting to do.
IS YOUR NAME TATTOO? DO YOU FLY A PLANE? 'CAUSE I SWEAR YOU'RE LIVING ON FANTASY ISLAND: From "Night at the Roxbury." Say this when someone asks you to do something for them there is no way in hell you would do.
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KISMETIC DESTINY: From the movie "100Girls", may be used when speaking about the man/woman of your dreams. I.E. "Scott Russo is my kismetic destiny."
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...OF DEATH: I have started adding this on to almost every action sentence I say. For instance: "Dude, answer the phone...of death!" or "I made you a peanut butter and jelly sandwich...of death!"
OKEY DOKEY POKY: Okay. But a much more stupid Okay. Which makes it better.
ORGY, YES!!: Coined originally by my high-school partner in crime, Vanessa, you must have a friend who will say this at the same exact time as you, and than you must high-five each other enthusiastically. We used to do this in the hallways of my high school in between classes, and let's just say we became extremely popular for it. Okay, not really. But this is a good thing to do in crowded areas such as bars or ghettos. Well, maybe not ghettos.
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SEE YA LATER, ALLIGATOR: This is an old-skool way of saying goodbye. I say this a lot, but only when someone promises to say "After awhile, crocodile" in response. Usually the only person who does this is Eric. Because he kindly indulges my insanities.
SUH-WEEET: A form of the word "sweet", but pronouned in a different way. When said aloud, one must say the "suh" in a regular tone of voice, and the "weet" part in a high-pitched tone of voice, subsequently making a look of pain on your face. People love this. It's a good party trick.
SWEET, SWEET ASS SWEET, DIABETIC: This is a quote from "A Night at the Roxbury." This only really works when you are talking to someone else who has seen the movie at least 10 times. In high school, this was our movie. This is how it goes: Person 1: (sees hottie walking by) Sweet!
Person 2: Sweet ass Sweet!
Person3: Diabetic!
SELLING DOORS, DOOR TO DOOR: This is a line from a Mastercard commercial. Say it along with the commercial whenever it's on TV. Also reply when someone asks you what you do for a living.
SUPERB: Say as often as possible. Lucas said it a lot in "Empire Records", and he was the coolest. Hence, you will be cool. Of course, he did get his ass beaten for it.
SNAPPER DOG: My dog Molly used to snap at us if we tried to pick her up when she was a little puppy. Everytime she snapped, we'd yell this at her. You may substitute DOG for any appropriate word. My parents like to use "SNAPPER DAUGHTER" whenever I say something they don't like.
SUPER DUPER POOPER SCOOPER: Say this when you approve of something someone has done, or wish to commend them on an accomplishment.
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THE SNOZZBERRIES TASTE LIKE SNOZZBERRIES: A line from "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory", recently re-used in the movie "Super Troopers". Say this only when you stick yourself out of the window of your car in a very crowded city. Must be screamed.
TWITTERPATED: From the movie "Bambi". In other words, puppy love. Beware, according to the wise Owl, when one becomes twitterpated, they explode.
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YOU CAN TAKE AWAY OUR PHONES, AND YOU CAN TAKE AWAY OUR KEYS, BUT YOU'LL NEVER TAKE AWAY OUR DREAMS!
YEAH, 'CAUSE WE'RE LIKE, ASLEEP WHEN WE HAVE THEM!!: This is another amazing quote from "A Night at the Roxbury." Once again, two people must perform this in order for it to work. Person 1 says the first line, and Person 2 says the second. This is commonly used when you're mad at someone who won't let you do something. After saying, stomp out of the room loudly, and slam a door.