MLLASH
REAL NAME:  Michael

OTHER ALIASES: LashWire, Space Tart, Nura Nal's Barrette, Your Anus, Saturn Girl's Boobs, That Slut

OCCUPATION: Unknown

MARITAL STATUS: SINGLE, so give him a call!

TURN-ONS: Advice columns, LMBers who will flirt with him on the boards, Boy 54

TURN-OFFS: Bush as a last name, ignorance, LMBers who take long absences from the board

SEX: Not on the first date

MARITAL STATUS: Being married for 5 years (25 in str8 years) left him emotionally scarred and unable to commit again

AGE: 32--still gets carded (lotsa moisturizer)

BASE OF OPERATIONS: Tennessee, USA

LEGIONNAIRE YOU LOOK MOST LIKE: Cosmic Boy

FAVORITE LEGIONNAIRE: (historical) Projectra; (currently) Triad

FAVORITE MUSICIAN: Collective Soul; Simply Red; Lucinda Williams

FAVORITE BOOK: Unknown

FAVORITE MOVIE: Unknown

LEGION FAN FOR: Since he was a wee child
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Outpost Galleria ORIGIN:  Young Michael Lash was very adept at hitting targets. With darts, paintballs, what have you, there was no target he could not hit.  It was eventually proven through countless batteries of tests why. His extradordinary eyesight and whipsmart reflexes were the result of alien embryo-experimetation. Michael's adoptive parents were shocked, but they proceeded to encourage their son to be the best he could be.

One day on a jaunt to the Dart Olympics on Xynthia, Michael met Anthony, who was training to be a Lard Knight, and Candace, who had uncanny empathic powers of a "feel-good" nature which made her lovely to be around. The 3 were involved in foiling an assassination attempt on R. Engine Joe Brande's life, and he inspired them to form the Legion of Message Board Posters.

Quickly joined by other frequent posters Cobalt Kid, Tsarin Kid, Lev Lad and Bellbookcandle Kid, the LMB has grown to become a force to be reckoned with.
POWERS: LashWire, through alien embryo-experimentation, has the power to unerringly hit any target. His frequent weapon of choice is whips because they attract dates on the side! His super-vision can see dust granules from miles away. LashWire's fellow LMB founder Lardlad has also given LashWire (as well as third founder Candace) limited teleportation powers by inbuing them with permanent Lard Force energy.

LashWire also has a mental control over whips, chains and various bondage, S & M-type equipment.
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