OCCUPATION: Undergraduate at Penn State (Health and Human Development)
OTHER ALIASES: Whining Wildly Boy
MARITAL STATUS: Single
SEX: Male
AGE: 21
BASE OF OPERATIONS: PA
LEGIONNAIRE YOU LOOK MOST LIKE: Live Wire
FAVORITE LEGIONNAIRE: Brainiac 5
FAVORITE MUSICIAN: Unknown
FAVORITE BOOK: Unknown
FAVORITE MOVIE: Unknown
LEGION FAN FOR: 6 months
His stuffed Cosmic Boy was his favorite toy
He took it everywhere he went
Without it, his emotions were spent
This toy meant a lot to him
Hell, he thought it was a detached limb
While playing he said, "My dear Rokk....
"You sure do have an enormous.....arm"
Yes, this toy made quite an impression
Because of it, the boy had to run to confession
because of it......let's just say
this boy never had to go outside to play
But happened this one day...
Is enough to make an atheist pray
His parents took the loved Rokk Krinn
And threw it in the trash bin!
And this poor boy, alone in tears
Started to scream aloud his fears
And on this day was born
A hero whom when forlorn
Has the power to raise his voice
But never in order to rejoice
But now there are always cries of joy
when we behold the WHINING WILDLY BOY!
POWERS: The ability to whine at dangerously loud and annoying levels.