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ORIGIN: James William Byrd was a portly youngster with a bowl haircut. Naturally this made him a target for bullies and even his "friends" referred to him as "The Loaf" (no sh!ting).
Seizing his earliest opportunity, young James thrust himself into the weightroom and slowly sculpted his pudgy frame into a slightly less pudgy frame but with huge muscles.
One day while doing squats, three figures appeared to him as the trio of Earthly guardians against evil. They were: Hank Williams, the Rock, and...The Ladies Man.
They had selected him to be the new champion of all that was good in the world and gave him gifts to help in his battle.
Powered by infusions of Jack Daniels, JWB boy continues to fight the good fight.
POWERS: Hank Williams bestowed on him a suit of armour that molded football and country music into raw power. the Rock infused him with badassedness. And the Ladies Man gave him the holy power of the player. |
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