OCCUPATION: Business Analyst
MARITAL STATUS: Married
SEX: Male
AGE: 28
BASE OF OPERATIONS: London, England
LEGIONNAIRE YOU LOOK MOST LIKE: Ultra Boy (in my mind and in my youth); Bouncing Boy (in the mirror)
FAVORITE LEGIONNAIRE: Timber Wolf
FAVORITE MUSICIAN: The Beatles
FAVORITE BOOK: Around the World In Eighty Days by Jules Verne
FAVORITE MOVIE: Zulu
LEGION FAN FOR: 17 years
He first came to the galaxy's attention as a member of the Secret Society of Comedy Based Super Heroes. He was a founder member of this group which included such mighty warriors as the Carggite champion Stooge Lad, the Daxamite nun Laurelandhardy Gand and the Crown Prince of Orando, Python Boy.
This group flourished for a while before the strange being known as TPTB retconned them out of existence. Python Boy was turned into a girl with white hair and sent back to her castle, Laurelandhardy Gand was transported back in time 1,000 years and called Super Lass and Stooge Boy died when one of his bodies was killed by the computer virus called "I Love You". Attempts to replace the dead body with another were doomed and the great comedy powers were never to return.
Goon Boy was the only survivor of the SSCBSH and for a while wandered the universe in an amnesic daze until he stumbled across the LMB. He immediately felt at home amongst this intelligent and humourous group and was proud to be inducted as their 8th member.
He has since been on many missions with the group and has even acted as manager for the successful VOTE LARD campaign which elected first LMB leader Lard Lad.
POWERS: Goon Boy has the ability to forget almost anything told to him within the space of only 10 minutes. This power is directly related to the importance of the information being told to him. His power is magnified 100 times when used against his wife, Commonsense Queen.