FORMER ALIASES: TheMightyFanBoyMan Lad
OCCUPATION: Student, artist, writer, individualist, philosopher
MARITAL STATUS: Single, and not loving it...and straight, that too
SEX: Yes please...he was male last time he checked
AGE: 15
BASE OF OPERATIONS: Allentown, PA
LEGIONNAIRE YOU LOOK MOST LIKE: Brainiac 5.1, kinda...but taller and a little thinner. And without the nifty pads and green skin and yellow and green eyes...his eyes tend to fluctuate colors...don't ask
FAVORITE LEGIONNAIRE: Live Wire; Brainiac 5.1; Cham; Star Boy; Umbra; and that other guy...the one with the powers
FAVORITE MUSICIAN: Cake; The Beatles; Dave Matthews Band; Green Day; Power Man 5000; Everclear; Phish
FAVORITE BOOK: The Fountain Head; Atlas Shrugged; Neuromancer
FAVORITE MOVIE: Dogma, Dune, X-Men, Pulp Fiction, Unbreakable
LEGION FAN FOR: 1 year
POWERS: The only straight LMBP male. (KIDDING!!!!) (actually, being in a team like this probaly increases tolerance....or destroys it, depending on whta kinda ****ed up nut job you are...) Swearing, wooing, binging and not gaining more than two pounds, drinking (joke), The alternative power: The alternative power gives ALternative Boy 7 Lad the ability to view up to and including 7 diferent choices. Say, he's tied up in duct tape...he can use the alternative of not being tied up in duct tape, or of holding a gigantic super weapon in his hands....or having the MOST beautiful, philosophical, artistic, talented and intelligent woman in the universe in his arms......stuff like that! The downside is, that until he has complete mastery, certain situations (involving twinkies, electir razors, poodles, chihuahuas, taco bell and ,musac) force him to randomly generate "Alternative fields"at..well....random amounts and places and distances and ****, all somwhow related to the number 7 (cuz its a cool number).
ALt Boy 7 lad may or may not have a long lost sibling and/or mutant clone (or seven) roaming the cosmo-galactic-verse-thingy.