by Therod
The Abandoned Legion Academy Building:
A lone figure sits in front of the Academy Monitor board. He sits there
contemplating his next move. His thoughts are disturbed as a young girl walks in to the room.
"What do you want Cali," he says.
"Sir, the guys want to know when we are going to attack the LMBP?" asks Cali.
"Tell them not to be impatient, we will get our revenge soon enough," he answers.
"But sir, do you think we are ready to take them on?" she asks.
"My dear, we can take anybody on. Just take a look at this group I have assembled. Alone and with your regular powers, some of you were worthy opponents, but with the power enhancements I have given you and them, you are now more powerful. As a team we will be unbeatable."
He puches a button on the control board and the monitor turns on.
"Show me Cali Flower and tell me her powers," he says.
A picture appears on the screen and the computer begans to speak.
"Cali Flower has the ability to hypnotis and control any person that looks in her eyes."
"Continue," he says.
"Squash weighs over 800 lbs. and is unmovable. Despite his size he is very agile and fast."
"Artie Chokes uses telekinises to choke his oppontents to death."
"Russel Sprouts has the abilty to sprout many clones of himself and control them to do whatever he wants."
"Beets has superspeed and uses super strong beets to incapacitate or kill his opponents."
"Mr. Jalapeno uses heat to bring down his opponents. He can cause dehydration in an opponent and even burn them."
"The Prune has the ability, with a mere touch to make your insides feel like if they are melting."
"Prickly Pear has the ability to shot thorns out of his hands."
"As Par E. Gus has the ability to shot super sharp asparegus out his hands."
"Le-mon uses the acid in his body against his opponents."
"Onion Breath has the ability to adjust the deadlyness of his breath, which he uses on his opponents."
"Spinash has the ability to control his skin, which he uses to hold and capture his opponents. Also, if he wraps up anything or anybody completely, he can drain the life energy out of his victim."
"You see Cali, we can take them down anytime we want."
Just as he finishes his sentence an alarm goes of on the monitor board.
"ALERT, a cruiser is approching," blurts the computer.
"On screen." he looks up at the screen.
"Well, well, well, the guys wish is about to happen Cali. Those fools have no idea that we have taken over their abandoned academy. Come on Cali, lets go prepare to receive the Legion of Message Board Posters."
END PART I
Part II
The LMB Air Cruiser, Party Time I.
"Lardy, we should be landing at the Acadamy in about five minutes," says Beagle Boy.
"Okay people, you heard Beagle, lets buckle up," commands Lard Lad.
As they each take a seat, Lard Lad continues, "Listen up, as soon as we land we will unload all the supplies, after we finish we will head to the dorms, pick a bunk, put your stuff away, and when you are done, meet us in the confrence room. Rey Mysterio, Wind Boy, and Cold Boy, go with Beagle, they will take you to your dorm. Blast Girl, and Lioness go with Sandra. Therod and Goon will finish up in here and join us later. Dev Em, Grey BirdBoy, ad Furball will join us tonight. Everybody understand." The students nod agreeingly.
"We're here Lardy," says Beagle.
"Okay, let's get to work,"says Lardy.
As the LMB unload their supplies, they do not notice the new tenants of the academy, as they watch them from atop the building.
"Beets, take out Beagle Boy and Lard Lad, the rest of you can take whomever you want," commands the leader, "but don't kill them, I want them alive."
"Therod, you and Goon go ahead and finish and meet us inside when your done," says Lardy.
"Let's go ki...," Lardy starts to say, but he suddnely falls to the ground unconsious. As Beagle starts to run towards him, he to falls unconsious to the ground.
"BEAGLE, LARDY," yells Sandra as she and the students run to their fallen freinds. But before they can get to them, a huge man lands in front of them knocking them down with the power of the impact to the ground.
"Hello, I'm Squash and you are now the prisoners of SSOFAVV."
"Prisoners, I don't think so," responds a startled Sandra, as she instinctivly gets into battle position, "Kids defend yourselves," she commands. As she turns around, she sees that the kids are starting to fight the other members of SSOFAVV, but before she can react, Spinach grabs her and wraps her up with his skin.
Arti Choke telepathicly grabs Lioness by her throat until she passes out.
Prune, with a touch, makes Blast Girl fall to the ground in pain.
Jalapeno uses his heat powers to take out an inexperienced Cold Boy.
Cali Flower hypnotisis Rey.
Onion breaths on Wind Boy, knocking him out.
"Russel, Gus, PP, and Le, you guys get the ones in the cruiser," commands Squash.
At the same time all of this was going on outside, Goon and Therod were about to finish when the felt Squashes tremor.
"Goon can you go find out whats going on outside?" asks Therod.
As Goon nears the door he sees the four SSOFAVV members boarding the cruiser.
"Who are you," he asks, but the only answer he gets is a sharp thorn shot at him by Prickly Pear, which hits him in the leg. He screams in pain as he is jumped by three of Sprouts clones.
"GOON!" screams Therod as he runs towards the front of the cruiser. "Are you okay Goon?" he starts to ask when he sees Goon being carried off.
"Hey, you better drop him now!" demands Therod. Gus and Prickly turn towards Therod and they each shoot at him. Therod automaticly shrinks and he becomes the frog from frogger. "Crap," he thinks to himself as he hops under a chair.
"Where did he go?" asks Gus.
"I don't know," answers PP, "but we better find him."
While they search for Therod, the leader of SSOFAVV has joined the others outside.
"Very good job team, now take them to the lab, I have plans for them," he tells them.
"Sir, we cant find the last one," says PP as he runs to their leader."
"It's okay, we don't need him, just go ahead and blow up the cruiser," he tells him.
As PP and the other place bombs in the cruiser, Therod sees what they are doing and he knows that he needs to get out of the cruiser, if he is going to help his freind.
The villans finally exit the cruiser, but they do not go far as they wait to see if Therod will exit the Cruiser.
Therod grows to normal size and grabs his communicator as he runs toward the escape pod at the back of the cruiser.
"DEV!, GREY!, FURBALL!," he sreams into the communictor. "This is Therod, if you guys can here me, we're in trouble. Everybody is down except me, but I might not be around to help them, so get your butts down here now, but be careful, whomever this guys are they are bad. I'm going to try one last thing. I hope it works," he says as he jumps into the escape pod.
As he presses the ejection button, the cruiser explodes.
END PART II
PART III
The Academy Labratory
Lardlad is shackled to a wall with a lone light on him. He is unconcious.
"Man, this guy is out," says Gus.
"Why don't you go get some water to throw on him, maybe that will wake him up," says the leader.
A few minutes later Gus returns with the water.
"Okay," he says as he splashes Lardlad with it.
"Wha, what the hell is going on here?" he asks as he wakes up from unconciousness.
"Welcome Lardlad, to the world of the living," says the leader from the shadows.
"I know that voice," thinks Lardlad.
"Show yourself, you coward," demands Lardlad.
The leader steps out of the shadows.
"You?" says a surprised Lardy.
"Yes, it's me, and I am back to rid the universe of the LMB," says the leader.
"We have defeated you before, we will do it again," says Lardy as he struggles to free himself.
"Quit struggling," says the leader, "you are bound tightly, and don't try to use your powers either, as they will not work.
Lardy tries to use his powers and he relizes the the leader is not lying.
"You will not get away with whatever you are planning Salad Tosser," says Lardy.
"Oh, and who is going to stop me," ST says, "we have all your people captured and they, as well as you, will be working for me soon."
"I don't think so Tossoff, we will stop you," says Lardy.
"Allow me to introduce you to SSOFAVV," says ST.
"SSOFAVV?, What the heck does that mean, Stupid Society Of Fabio and Vulcan Vultures," says Lardy jokingly.
ST walks to him and punches him in the face.
"Don't make fun of my acronyms," ST says angrily, "but since you asked, it means Super Society of Fruit and Vegtable Villians, thank you."
Lardlad does not know whether to laugh or be mad.
"Where was I before I was so rudely interrupted, oh yes, this is the group that took you and your friends out and the group you will be joining once I get through with you," says ST.
The group walk out and Lardys expression changes when he sees that he knows some of them.
"Some of you tried out for the LMB," he says.
"Yes, we did," answers Cali "but you rejected us, and made fun of us, but now thanks to Salad Tosser Lord we will have our revenge by making you forget your past and making you part of a team that will destroy the rest of the LMB."
"And how will you do that," asks Lardy.
"Turn on the lights Artie," commands ST.
Lardy is shocked to see his teammates and students in tubes filled with what appears to be salad dressing. He also notices that Therod is not amoung them.
"What the hell are you doing to them and where is Therod?" Lardy asks.
"Therod?, so that was his name, he got blown up with your cruiser," says ST as SSOFAVV starts to laugh.
"You bastards, you will pay for this," says Lardy angrily.
"Nobody will stop us, especially once we add all of your powers to our team. Set up the first two for mind wipe," finished ST.
Squash and Russel push the tubes that contain Rey Mysterio and Goonboy into place.
"Stand clear," says Gus as he flips a lever that starts the mind wipe process.
"STOP THIS RIGHT NOW!!!, yells Lardy as he notices his friends are in
pain.
"STOP THIS RIGHT NOW!!!, screams Lardlad again.
"Sir," says Le-Mon, "They are fighting the process."
"They can't be," says ST, "boost it up higher."
A tear rolls down Lardys cheek as he knows that he can do nothing for his freinds and he fears for their lives.
Meanwhile, as this was going on inside, outside of the Academy...
END PART III
PART VI
"We're almosr there," says Grey to Dev and Furball, "The Academy should be right over that ridge in the distance."
"We would already be there if Furball were not so heavy," says Dev.
"Hey, I'm not that heavy," replies Furball.
"We need to come up with a flight ring, because in all honesty, this walking rings are useless," says Grey.
"That sounds like a good idea," says Dev, as he is interrupted by an alert message coming over the communicator.
"DEV, GREY, FURBALL. This is Therod, if you guys can here me, we're in trouble. Everybody is down except me, but I might not be around to help them, so get your buts down here now, but be careful, whomever these guys are they are bad. I'm going to try one last thing. I hope it works," and with the the communicator goes dead and off in the distance an explosion goes off.
"Oh, my God," says a surprised Dev. "Let's hurry up guys, we need to get over there now."
"What the heck is that," says Grey, pointing at a round object that is flying up in the air.
"It looks like an escape pod from the cruiser," says Furball, "and it's not going up anymore, it's going down, and fast."
"Grey, hang on to Furball, I'm going to go catch that thing before it hits the ground," says Dev as he flies off.
"Furball, you really need to go on a diet," says Grey.
"Quit complaining and fly us over there," answers Furball.
A little while later the pod is on the ground and Furball, Dev, and Grey stand ready to take down whatever is in the pod.
"Ready guys, I'm opening the door," says Dev.
"We're ready," they answer together.
As he opens the door an unconsious Therod falls out.
"Therod!" says Dev as he leans over the limp body of his friend.
"Is he okay?" asks a worried Grey.
Dev feels for a pulse and breaths a sigh of relief, "He's alive, but unconsious."
"Therod, Therod," says Furball as he kneels next to Therod.
"Maybe if we slap him around a little he'll come to," says Grey.
"Okay let's try it," says Dev as he slap Therod across the face, with no response.
"Hit him harder," says Grey.
This harder slap gets a reaction as Therod opens his eyes.
"Hey guys your here," he says as he tries to get up, but a strong headache brings him back down.
"Take it easy," says Dev, "you must have hit your head when you ejected the pod."
"We need to go help the others, I over heard them saying that they are going to experiment on them and then kill them."
"How many of them are there?" asks Grey.
"I don't know, I only saw four, but I know that there are more, for them to have taken out Lardy and the others." responds Therod.
"Okay, let's get over to the academy, but we need to go slowly and carefully, we don't want to be caught and not be able to help the others," says Grey as he picks up Furball and Dev picks up Therod and they start flying towards the academy.
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"Well, I've checked out the outside and they don't appear to have anybody on gaurd duty," says Furball as he walks up to his freinds.
"We need to find out where they are being held," says Grey.
"They probably have them in the lab if they are going to expirement on them," says Therod.
"Okay let's head to the lab, but again let's be careful, our freinds saftey is our priority." says Grey.
As the four heros carefully enter the academy, the experimenting continues inside...
END PART VI
PART V
"You have to stop this. I'll do whatever you want," pleads Lard Lad with Tosser, but his words fall on deaf ears.
"Sir, the rest are ready for the mindwipe and power boost to begin," says Le-Mon.
"Okay, start, but take it slow we don't want to kill anymore of them, they are crucial for my plans. I will eventually have the LMB under my control," says ST.
"Okay Gus, start the process, but slowly," says Le.
After a few minutes, they notice that this LMBers are also fighting the process and ST commands that they boost it up more.
"Sir, it's not working, they continue to fight it."
"WHY!!" yells ST as he punches the wall.
"You already killed Rey and Goon is unconsious, you bastard, why don't you just give up. I already offered to do whatever you wanted, but if another one of them dies I will make you suffer," says an already pissed off Lard Lad.
"Are you threatening me?, you stupid fool. Can't you see that I can do whatever I want and that you are powerless to stop me. I've had enough of you, I was hoping to switch to my side, but I don't need you. Squash, you and Jalapeno take him outside and dispose of him."
Lard Lad struggles, but a punch from Squash knocks him out. Squash throws him over his shoulder and they walk out.
"Gus, I want you to boost the power higher and if they die, I don't give a damn anymore. My goal was to destroy the LMB anyway. It would have been great to see them destroy each other, but I'll just have to come up with another plan to destroy the others."
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"We're almost there guys, be prepared to face opposition," says Grey.
"Hold up guys," says Furball, "somebody's coming."
Therod looks around the corner and sees to men walking towards them.
"There are two men walking this way, a huge, fat man and a small man wearing a sombrero. The big guy seems to be carrying something,' explains Therod.
"Okay, this is what we are going to do, Therod you distract them and as the go by, we will take them down," says Grey.
"There getting closer," says Furball.
"Okay here I go," says Therod as he jumps out in front of the approching men.
"Hey, you fools didn't capture me," says Therod as he runs away.
"Jalapeno, lets get him," commands Squash, as they start to run after Therod.
As the villains go past the other LMBers they are jumped by them.
"What the?" says a surprised Squash as he drops Lard Lad.
"Hey, guys it's Lardy," says Dev.
"Check and see if he's okay Dev," says Grey as he trys to bring down Squash.
"He's okay Grey, but he's unconcious," says Dev.
"You fools, me la van a pagar, you will be pay for this," says Jalapeno as he starts to heat up to use his power on the heros and as he is about to burn them, Therod comes up behind him and hits him with a bat, knocking Jalapeno out.
Squash grabs Grey from one of his wings and is about to punch him when Furball jumps on Squash and stops the big man from hitting his friend.
"You are fools thinking you can bring the Squash down..." he starts to say as Therod hits him with the bat, to no avail.
Squash grabs Furball and throws him on the floor and picks Therod up by the neck causing him to drop the bat.
"You little fool, I'm going to kill you first," says the big man as he drops Grey Bird.
Dev quickly stands up from Lard Lads side and picks up the bat which
Therod dropped and taps Squash on the shoulder.
"Put him down now, unless you want to feel my power," says an angry Dev.
Squash drops Therod and turns to face a bat coming towards him at super fast speed. The big man staggers backwards where Furball crouches behind him sending the big guy to the floor.
As he tries to stand the last things he feels are the powerful fists of Dev-Em, Furball, and Grey Birdboy as they hit him, knocking him out.
"Guys," calls out Therod, "Lardy is waking up."
They all run to the side of their friend.
"Lardy are you okay?" questions Dev.
"Guys, I'm glad your here," he says shaking his head.
As he looks up he sees Therod standing there.
"Therod," he says happily, "you're alive."
"Yes, I am, thanks to God," responds Therod.
"Salad Tosser said they had killed you," continues Lard Lad.
"Hold on," says Grey interrupting Lard Lad, "Salad Tosser is behind this?"
"Oh my God," remarks Lard Lad, "We need to save the others, now," He commands.
"Wait Lardy," starts Dev.
"We can't Dev, they already killed Rey," he tells them as their faces fill with surprise, "Take this damn collar off off me and I'll explain everything later. Right now we need to get to the lab."
As Dev rips the collar away from Lardy they all run towars the lab.
"Listen up, guys," says Lard Lad, "most of the guys Tosser has working for him were rejected by us, but he has amplified their powers, so use your speed to keep them of balance. Therod shrink into something useful and free the others."
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"Sir, we just lost the one they call Cold boy," says Onion Breath.
"To bad," says Salad Tosser, "Put him with the others and keep the power up."
"Sir, Wind boy is unconcious, we're putting him with the others" says
Cali.
"Go ahea..." he starts to say when a loud crash interupts him.
"SALAD TOSSER, I'M BACK TO DESTROY YOU," yells a pissed of Lard Lad.
"HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET AWAY?" yells ST right back at him.
"I have more friends with me, you buttwipe," responds Lard Lad.
"SSOFAVV, take them down now," commands ST.
As the heros and villians start to fight, a small flying Therod flies unnoticed towards the control board, in order to free their friend. He pushes several buttons and his friends are freed. He also notices the bodies of his friends and flies over to them, he is about to cry when he notices Goonboy moving and flies over to him.
"Goonboy your alive," he says as he wipes the tears from his eyes and Onion Breath falls next to them.
"Where are we?" he asks as he tries to get up and touches Onion Breath in the process.
With that touch his memories come back to him as a shocked Onion Breath falls unconcious next to him.
"Therod," he says surprised, "I remembered what happened when I touched him, my powers have been boosted up by Salad Tosser."
"Well then lets go help our friends," says Therod as he flies of to join the fight.
"Spinash, spread yourself around the room and kill them all," commands ST.
"But what about the others?" asks Spinash.
"I don't care, kill them all," says ST as he starts to run towards the door, not aware that Gus heard him.
Gus runs after ST and shoots him in the leg.
"You bastard you betrayed us," he says "I'm going to warn them all."
But before he can, Spinash wraps himself around Gus and makes him part of himself.
Slowly an unnoticed Spinash starts to spread himself around the room...
END PART V
PART VI
The LMB is to busy fighting to notice that Spinach is slowly surrounding them and the rest of the SSOFAVV.
"Dev, we need to find the cloner and put him out of commision, maybe that way all of this clones will stop coming," says Lardy as he takes out two clones.
"Furball, we need you to find the real guy that is making clones of himself and take him out," Commands Lardy.
"I'm on it Lardy," responds Furball as he fights himself through the clones.
"Guys, how are you doing," asks Lardy.
"The clones, like with you and Dev are keeping me busy," responds Grey.
"I've brought down the girl, Cali, and holding my own against a guy that is trying to choke me," answers Sandra.
"Therod here, big guy, Goon is alive and kicking and he had just knocked out two of them. They look like those brothers that tried out for the LMB awhile back."
"I have my hands full with another speedster at at the moment Lardy and I'm getting tired of him," says Beagle as as he punches Beets and kicks him in the face, sending him flying towards a the green goop that is Spinash.
A surprised Beagle just stands there as Beets is swollowed up by Spinash.
"Lardy we have another problem," says Beagle as he turns to see that
Spinash is now in the process of swallowing Russel Sprouts and some of his clones.
Right away, following Sprouts swallowing by Spinash, the clones begin to disappear.
"Beagle," calls out Lardy, "What's going on?"
"Lardy, look around you, we seem so be surrounded by a green goop and that green goop just swallowed up the guy I was figthing and I think the guy that was creating the clones."
With that the LMB and the remaining Villians stop fighting and take notice of the slowly enclosing Spinash around them.
"Oh my god," says Sandra as she points to the two brother that Goon tookout as they two are swollowed up by Spinash.
"Everybody, pull in together and bring the unconcious with you," says Lardy.
Beagle quickly grabs Wind boy and Cali and brings them with him to the center of the room.
As Therod goes to grab Onion Breath he arrives in time to see him being swallowed up also.
"You two," says Lardy pointing at Le-Mon and Arti, "What the hell is going on here."
"We don't know," says a frightened Arti, "all I can tell you is that, that green goop is our teammate Spinash, but I have no idea what is going on."
"Okay nobdy do anything, it's moving slow, so maybe we can figure out something here, since I'm still at onehundred percent to use my power" says Lardy.
"You fools," says Salad Tosser standing at the doorway which Spinash has cleared for him, "this is the end of you and from here I am going to your headquarters to destroy the rest of the LMB."
"Tosser get us out of here," says Artie as he and Le-Mon run towards him but are met by Spinash as he too swallows them up.
"NOOOO", yells Lardy, "You bastard, you don't even care about your own team."
"Why should I, as long as I destroy you, I don't care who gets in the way," ST answers.
"Spinash, move in an kill them all," ST commands.
"NOW BEAGLE," yells Lardy and with that Beagle runs towards ST, grabs him and pulls him to the center of the room with them.
"Okay Tosser, tell Spinash to back off or you will be joining us," demands Lardy.
"STOP SPINASH," yells ST, but Spinash continues to advance.
"I SAID STOP SPINASH," he yells again, but again he is ignored.
"Spinash is no longer in control," says a voice, "thanks to you, we are now one and we will assimilate you and the LMB into us."
"What in the world," says Dev.
"Prepare to be assimilated," says the voice.
"No, I won't allow it," says Blast Girl as she runs into Spinish before any body can react and stop her and explodes inside of it.
"BLAST GIRL," yells Lardy, but it is to late.
"No, not another one," says Goon.
"Lardy, are you at 100% yet?" asks Dev as the Spinish thing moves closer.
"No," responseds Lardy.
"Lardy, why don't you take some of our lard and use it to replenish yourself, so that you can get rid of this thing," says Beagle.
"I can't," answers Lardy.
"Lardy, buddy, it's our only hope," says Therod.
"Just do it Lardy," says Dev.
"Yeah, go ahead Lardy," agree the others.
So Lard Lad begans to concentrate and he very carefully takes enough lard from his freinds so as to not hurt them. He then concentrates and aims his power at the approching Spinish. As the awesome force of power from Lard Lad hits it, it reaches out and grabs Salad Tosser and pulls him towards it, but before it can pull him in completely, Spinish disappears, leaving behind a tired Lard Lad and friends.
"Lardy are you okay?" asks Grey.
"I'll be okay," he answers, "How are the rest of you doing."
"We're okay," they all answer him.
"Guys," calls out Goon, "take a look at this."
They walk over to Salad's burned body and that's when the notice the he is not Salad Tosser after all, but Richard Simmons.
"You have defeated me again," he says, "but if I can, I will eventully destroy you."
"Simmons, you won't get a chance," says Lard Lad.
As Lardy is about to end Simmons life, Goon stops him.
"Lardy your better than that, let me take care of it," says Goon, "thanks for this new powers," and with that he touches him and Richard Simmons is knocked out.
"What did you do to him?" asks Lard Lad.
"Let's just says that he won't even remember we exsist when he wakes up," answers Goon.
"So you wiped his mind completely?" asks Therod, but Goon does not answer him.
"Guys lets get our freinds and go home, we need time to mourn our fallen freinds, and for our wounded to heal," says Beagle.
"Hey, did anybody call the Outpost to let them know what was going on here?" asks Therod.
The End