by Various DC Message Board Posters
OK, you didn't hear this from me but... you know the Crujectra scandal?
About Loser? Uhu, well the Enquirer (surprisingly) left out all the
important details. I've been told by a source close to the Princess
herself (ne*coff*rew) that Loser claimed that the dinner he served was
cooked all on his own but in fact he had enslaved a group of disident
water voles to prepare the entire repast for him. And on top of that after
the... erm... act, as t'wer, not only did he get up and leave but he made
the Princess slepp in the wet patch. No, it's true, I swear it.
LoserLad Member posted October 20, 2000 08:58 PM
Not only that, he wrote the dinner, drinks and hotel room off as a
business expense...
...but then again, I probably shouldn't have told you that...
MLLASH Member posted October 21, 2000 01:11 AM
TENSIONS ESCALATE AS ELECTION NEARS SENSES-SHATTERING FINALE!!!
With a mere day of voting remaining, the LMB Enquirer has learned that
things couldn't be worse in LMB land.
NEWCRU is in arms over opponent LOSER LAD's scandalous sexfest with twin
sister PRINCESS CRUJECTRA and his attempted infiltration of the SENT
Group.
SHADOWPLAY IN CANDLELIGHT LASS, now a true lass at last, is too busy
reveling in her newfound femaledom to even campaign properly.
COBALT KID has not exited the Munchkin Land Lounge in a full 3 days.
The KID THEROD (aka SHARKLAD) campaign has yet to recover from inner
strife as the 2 have warred ceaselessly since KID THEROD became real.
LARD LAD has checked into the Betty Ford clinic. Again.
The writing is on the wall, gentle reader. The letters spell: G-R-I-M
No hyperbole, just the TRUTH! The LMB Enquirer is there!!!
LARDLAD Member posted October 21, 2000 02:29 AM
[QUOTE]Originally posted by MLLASH:
the valiant and almost ubelieveably good-looking current LMB leader Lash
Lad has singlehandedly foiled a plot by the Time-Mouse-Trapper to turn the
members into funny animals.
<grumble> Damn Time Mouse Trapper! <grumble grumble> Someone oughta kill
that bastard! <grumble>
LARDLAD Member posted October 21, 2000 02:34 AM
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Therod:
>Apparently the reports of the beanies being filled with raw meat are
true.<
>We also asked him if he knew anything about the whereabouts of teammate
and Leader candidiate, Cobalt Kid.<
Put two and two together: the raw meat in the beanies is PEOPLE
(specifically Cobalt!)! PEOPLE!!
SharkLad Member posted October 21, 2000 11:05 AM
quote:
Originally posted by MLLASH:
The KID THEROD (aka SHARKLAD) campaign has yet to recover from inner
strife as the 2 have warred ceaselessly since KID THEROD became real.
where the heck did you ever get the idea that Therod and I are the same
person? I swore off all my alternate IDs ... my psychiatrist made me ...
MLLASH Member posted October 21, 2000 05:25 PM
A FEW WORDS FROM THE LMB ENQUIRER TO THE LEADERSHIP CANDIDATES
In just a matter of hours, it will all be over.
One of you will hold your head high, the utter and complete victor. You
will sneer contemptously at your fellow candidates, shaking their hands,
trying not to laugh at their pain, a s#!t-eating grin of callous spite on
your face all the while.
The candidates who don't win will hold your heads down in shame, choking
back tears of utter, complete defeat, secretly plotting how best to make
the new LMB Leader look like an ass so that you migt regain some of your
shattered self-respect.
We of the LMB Enquirer look forward to the fallout, and will be with you
every step of the way.
All truth, All the time:
The LMB Enquirer is there!!!!!
Beagle Boy Member posted October 21, 2000 11:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by The Time Mouse Trapper:
I cannot resist sowing the seeds of doubt and mistrust among you, my
hated foes. So I shall reveal ... one of your leadership candidates will
become ME.
Wouldn't that be Lash? He's already the Managing Editor of this thread!!
But maybe it's me. But I never told anyone that I was a Mongoose
Exploiter!!!
Or maybe Sharklad because of his Many Eye-d's?
Oh!!! You meant "ME" as in "Who I am"!!!!! Sorry about that. I guess I'm
still Mighty Exhausted from my trip.
SharkLad Member posted October 22, 2000 12:38 AM
uh ... what?
So, who won?
LoserLad Member posted October 22, 2000 12:50 AM
Actually...I did.
So, um, when do Impeachment proceedings begin?!?
MLLASH Member posted October 22, 2000 02:46 AM
We here at the LMB Enquirer would like to make the following statements:
THANK YOU TO CONTRIBUTING REPORTERS: Sharklad, Space Tart, Nua Nal's
Barrette, Lucien Lad, Bellbookcandle Kid, the entire membeship of the LMB,
the Time-Mouse-Trapper, Greybird, MLLASH.
THANK YOUS IN GENERAL: Debbie Gibson, Princess Crujectra, The People For
Legalization of Man-Sheep Love, Beanie Babies Inc., Britney Spears,
Psychotic Beaver, Psychotic Beaver's bastard offspring sired by Loser Lad,
Sparky the Wonder Llama, The Munchkin Land Lounge, Sweden, The Betty Ford
Clinic, Miguel the local cocaine dealer, Cobalt Kid's new girlfriend.
Thus the LMB ENQUIRER closes its funk-smeared doors, awaiting future LMB
debauchary.
This editor thinks we shant have to wait TOO terribly long.......
Congratulations Loser Lad!
Love, the SENT Group (tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick,
tick.........)
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>>>>>>>KAAAAAAA-BLAAAAAM!!!!!<<<<<<<<
bellbookcandle Member posted October 23, 2000 05:01 AM
Tha-tha-tha-
That's all folks!!!
SharkLad Member posted October 23, 2000 10:01 PM
the winner is a loser? now, that's scandalous ... til next time ...
MLLASH Member posted October 23, 2000 10:40 PM
IF WE OF THE LMB ENQUIRER HAVE OFFENDED ANYONE.....
If, in the course of going about gleaning the truth, we have somehow
inadvertantly caused offense...If, quite by accident, we have injured a
reputation...If, by any action on our part, we have caused suffering or
grief...If we have uflaggingly salted the wounds of people in pain...If
our callous disregard for the feeling of others has left a trail of
littered corpses in its wake...If our undying malice has torn to pieces
the fragile facades concealing the twisted grotesqueries that lie just
beneath the surface...
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...then we feel that we have done our job.
No lie, It's a Fact! The LMB ENQUIRER is there!
MLLASH Member posted November 14, 2000 11:08 PM
LMB LEADERSHIP ELECTION FIASCO!!! MEMBERS DEMAND RECOUNT!!!
BALLOTS "TOO CONFUSING", MANY CLAIM!!!
In a shocking turn of events in the land of the LMB, we of the LMB
Enquirer have learned of deceit, treachary, lies, intimidation and
out-and-out sordidness involved in the recent LMB leadership election.
Newcru King has already filed suit, demanding a recount of contested
votes. Loser Lad has filed a counter-suit claiming that he is ALREADY
leader and HAS been for nearly a month.
Yeah, right!
WHO is to say which side is right in this modern, high-tech age? We of the
LMB Enquirer would like to remain impartial imparters of the truth.
Therefore we have but ONE comment on the matter: "Crush, Kill, Destroy!"
The TRUTH will OUT! The LMB Enquirer is there!!!!
LoserLad Member posted November 14, 2000 11:27 PM
A recount?!? Of ALL 18 votes?!?
Cripes, let me get my calculator!
MLLASH Member posted November 14, 2000 11:48 PM
Apparently, some of our elderly members acidentally voted for The Entropy
Spinach when clearly they intended to
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VOTE NEWCRU!!!!!!
LoserLad Member posted November 14, 2000 11:53 PM
LOL Lash!!!
LARDLAD Member posted November 15, 2000 12:50 AM
Entropy Spinach was ****ing ROBBED!!!!
dngdwb unregistered posted November 15, 2000 02:30 AM
just send the voting posts to florida, they will have it straightened out
in no time. (or should that be, AT no time?)
SharkLad Member posted November 15, 2000 11:15 AM
I still think PsychoticBeaver was robbed of the leadership ... but then
I'm evil so my judgement is probably in question ...
MLLASH Member posted January 02, 2001 03:24 AM
Hee Hee Hee
Less than a month to the new election....
LARDLAD Member posted January 02, 2001 04:31 PM
May I begin campaigning now for Entropy Spinach in Feb. 2001?
As you may know, he/it was ****ing robbed last election!
LoserLad Member posted January 02, 2001 09:50 PM
Election hype already?!?
You guys really are in a hurry to get rid of me!
>looks over shoulder, to make sure he's not being followed<