by Various DC Message Board Posters
quote:
Originally posted by Dev-Em:
Newcru used to be Oldgents. He hung around with "Marvel Zombies" too.
Blasphemous lies. NEWCRU does not own ONE comic with the letter "X" in it.
Unfortunately, the same cannot be said for Cobalt Kid. He subscribes to
XXX PIZZA DELIVERY FANTASY ILLUSTRATED.
And Loser too. He reads XXX Housewives Daydreams Comics Quarterly.
No lie. It's a fact!
Newcru Member posted October 16, 2000 10:52 PM
quote:
Originally posted by LoserLad:
Yep. Without the hook. Orange top, green bottoms. But only when the
Flash Underoos are in the laundry!
Hmmmm...excuse me while I form a mental picture...oh
my...va-va-va-voooooote Loser! Hey! Waitaminute! That was sneaky!
dngdwb unregistered posted October 16, 2000 11:51 PM
Outsiders opinion:
Man1:"This group is crazy"
Man2: "YEAH, but it's a good kind of crazy!"
(misquote of an old TV show...but it fits)VERY FUNNY and very entertaining
LoserLad Member posted October 17, 2000 12:50 AM
quote:
Originally posted by MLLASH:
and you people would vote this obvious JLA fan as OUR leader?
Unacceptable.
It's not MY fault they didn't make Legion Underoos...
Besides, it was a very experimental time. Everybody was doing it. Sure, I
tried the JLA, but I only looked at the pictures. I didn't read it...
LoserLad Member posted October 17, 2000 12:54 AM
quote:
Originally posted by MLLASH:
And Loser too. He reads XXX Housewives Daydreams Comics Quarterly.
No lie. It's a fact!
Hey! Housewives need lovin' too...
Besides, it was a very experimental time. Everybody was doing it. Sure, I
tried XXX Housewives Daydreams Comics Quarterly, but I only looked at the
pictures. I didn't read it...
MLLASH Member posted October 17, 2000 02:35 AM
quote:
Originally posted by dngdwb:
Outsiders opinion:
Man1:"This group is crazy"
Man2: "YEAH, but it's a good kind of crazy!"
(misquote of an old TV show...but it fits)VERY FUNNY and very
entertaining
CRAZY??? We resemble that remark.
OUTSIDER??? You are already a LSH mb poster, why not join OUR shenanigans
too! The LMB is, after all, just a rag-tag bunch of LSH fans who
frequently post here! Consider yourself "IN"! Now post and......
VOTE NEWCRU!!!
MLLASH Member posted October 17, 2000 07:02 AM
LARD LAD COCAINE NIGHTMARE!!!!!!!
The Former LMB leader and current deputy known as Lard Lad has dropped
from a healthy 430 lbs to a shocking 145 lbs, close personal friends
state.
Inspection of the current candidate for LMB leadership's garbage turned up
tons of food packaging labeled "fat free".
Therefore, we of the LMB Enquirer can state without hyperbole that LARD
LAD is obviously a coke-sniffing grass-smoking junkie just like Bush, Jr!
.................The LMB Enquirer
bellbookcandle Member posted October 17, 2000 07:52 AM
I was rummaging through Lardlad's dustbins recently (in case my old pal
had accidentally thrown something valuable out) and I found copies of
letters he sent to DC before the current series of the Legion started. He
suggested some changes for the Legion, including changing Projectra into a
snake! He's also written more recently to John Byrne, encouraging him to
take over the Legion and reboot the team again, and come up with "really
complicated new histories for the characters that will make your handling
of Donna Troy seem like nothing."
Obviously voting is a personal matter and I would not wish to sway you in
any way, but this man is clearly evil and must be stopped.
Therod Member posted October 17, 2000 04:56 PM
Breaking rumor:
The one and only Lardlad has been banned from the boards. Why? It is
unclear at this time, but if you ask me it has something to do with a very
unhealthy obsession involving Laurle's bottom or it could be that he has
been picking fights with others here on the boards and if you don't belive
me, check out his "I can take on anybody thread" or something like that.
dngdwb unregistered posted October 17, 2000 05:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by MLLASH:
CRAZY??? We resemble that remark.
The second man did say it was a GOOD kind of crazy-do you still see the
resemblence???
SharkLad Member posted October 17, 2000 07:29 PM
I heard Therod inhaled ... a dozen Dunkin' Donuts ... in one sitting ...
come to think of it, I think he may be an alternate id of LardLad ... oh
yeah, and Loser was one of Debbie Gibson's backup dancers in the late 80's
...
MLLASH Member posted October 17, 2000 07:40 PM
SHE-HE SHADY'S SWEDISH SURGERY!!!!!
A MAN no longer! We of the LMB Enquirer can CONFIRM that LMB co-founder
and FORMER man Shadowplay in Candlelight Lass is now, in fact, a
Lass...thanks to our Swedish brethren.
Furthermore, we can state that ASIDE from the OBVIOUS alterations, Shady
also underwent a stomach stapling, butt lift and hair implants.
No Lie!!! It's a fact! Because you read it in
..................The LMB Enquirer
MLLASH Member posted October 17, 2000 09:43 PM
CANDIDATE COBALT CAUGHT CAROUSING MIDGET BARS!!!
Shocking but oh so true. LMB Leadership candidate Cobalt Kid's addiction
to the sordid lifestyle of midget porn has taken him to new lows (pun
intended).
We of the LMB Enquirer can CONFIRM Cobalt Kid's depraved carnal appetities
with this quote from an anonymous close friend and former bedmate:
"Tee hee. I thought we had a good thing going, but one night I trailed
him...all the way to The Munchkin Land Lounge! And get THIS..his pickup
line was, "I'm a Hollywood agent planning a remake of WIZARD OF OZ. You
would be perfect." Truly, I was shattered. We broke up several months
later....*choke*"
Yes, another heart broken by capital candidate cad Cobalt Kid.
NO LIE! It's a fact because you read it in
..................The LMB Enquirer
MLLASH Member posted October 17, 2000 11:15 PM
KID THEROD: A REAL BOY AT LAST!!!
In another astonishing LMB election development, fake-alias candidate Kid
Therod has sprung fully-grown from the head of his creator, Sharklad.
We at the LMB Enquirer have insiders in the Sharklad/Therod campaign who
state without hyperbole that the entire KID THEROD campaign delegation has
devolved into a state of HIGGELDY-PIGGELDY one million times worse than
Ross Perot's!
It seems that a certain carnivorous beast of the sea didn't PLAN on
sharing the leadership tiara with a "real" Kid Therod!
No lie! Its a fact! Because you read it in the
...................LMB Enquirer
LoserLad Member posted October 17, 2000 11:21 PM
quote:
Originally posted by SharkLad:
... oh yeah, and Loser was one of Debbie Gibson's backup dancers in the
late 80's ...
WAS?!?
What?!? Have you heard something?
I had my travel plans all booked for the new tour and I just stayed up ALL
NIGHT sewing those damn sequins on my costume...
*sigh*
I wonder if Tiffany is hiring...
MLLASH Member posted October 17, 2000 11:39 PM
DEBBIE TO LOSER: "GET LOST!!!"
Pert former pop-princess Debbie Gibson has blasted lead chorus dancer and
current LMB leadership candidate Loser Lad in a scathing interview with
the LMB Enquirer.
Debbie states: "Yeah, he was good in ONLY IN MY DREAMS. He was great in
SHAKE YOUR LOVE. But let's face it, he's NOT getting any younger and he
moves like some tired old 80's breakdancer. Loser, YOU'RE FIRED!"
Miss Gibson refused to comment on Loser Lad's bedroom etiquette, but we of
the LMB Enquirer found the following evidence on said etiquette in Miss
Gibson's garbage: IT STINKS.
No lie! It's a fact! Because you read it in the
...............LMB Enquirer
LARDLAD Member posted October 17, 2000 11:47 PM
quote:
Originally posted by MLLASH:
LARD LAD COCAINE NIGHTMARE!!!!!!!
The Former LMB leader and current deputy known as Lard Lad has dropped
from a healthy 430 lbs to a shocking 145 lbs, close personal friends
state.
Inspection of the current candidate for LMB leadership's garbage turned
up tons of food packaging labeled "fat free".
Therefore, we of the LMB Enquirer can state without hyperbole that LARD
LAD is obviously a coke-sniffing grass-smoking junkie just like Bush,
Jr!
.................The LMB Enquirer
Dammit! I've been sober for THREE WHOLE DAYS!!!!! How can a recovering
crack/pothead hope to keep clean amidst all these slings and arrows?
That's IT! I need another blow...
<SNORT!>
hope yer happy...
LARDLAD Member posted October 17, 2000 11:50 PM
quote:
Originally posted by bellbookcandle:
I was rummaging through Lardlad's dustbins recently (in case my old pal
had accidentally thrown something valuable out) and I found copies of
letters he sent to DC before the current series of the Legion started.
He suggested some changes for the Legion, including changing Projectra
into a snake! He's also written more recently to John Byrne, encouraging
him to take over the Legion and reboot the team again, and come up with
"really complicated new histories for the characters that will make your
handling of Donna Troy seem like nothing."
Obviously voting is a personal matter and I would not wish to sway you
in any way, but this man is clearly evil and must be stopped.
Geez Lou-EEZ! Is nothing sacred? Next thing you'll know, you'll find out
about how I was responsible for the Crisis and...um, nevermind...
LARDLAD Member posted October 17, 2000 11:51 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Therod:
Breaking rumor:
The one and only Lardlad has been banned from the boards. Why? It is
unclear at this time, but if you ask me it has something to do with a
very unhealthy obsession involving Laurle's bottom or it could be that
he has been picking fights with others here on the boards and if you
don't belive me, check out his "I can take on anybody thread" or
something like that.
Nyah-Nyah! I'm baaa-aaaack!
:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P!!!!!
LARDLAD Member posted October 17, 2000 11:56 PM
BREAKING NEWS!!!
Have you noticed how Candidate Cobalt has been MIA lately? Weee-eeeel an
anonymous witness has come forward to the police just an hour ago claiming
to have seen Newcru and his campaign manager Lashwire suspiciously dumping
a body-sized package in the East River last week. Was that Cobalt in the
bag? Hmmmm....
END BULLETIN
MLLASH Member posted October 18, 2000 12:08 AM
NEWCRU FLOATS BEANIE BABIES TO WAR ORPHANS OVERSEAS!!!!
In a staggering act of generosity, LMB Leadership candidate Newcru King
has anonymously donated his 150 lb. beanie babie collection to war
orphans.
A high-ranking official in he Newcru Campaign revealed this to the LMB
Enquirer: "Well, we didn't want this to seem like some cheap ploy to win
votes, so we put 'em all in a bag, wrote "Overseas War Orphans" on it, and
dumped it in the river. It's VITAL that this remains a secret donation. We
of the SENT Group just wanted to do SOMETHING for the children.
Uuuh...this IS off the record, right?"
No Lie! It's a fact! Because you read it in the
...............LMB Enquirer
LoserLad Member posted October 18, 2000 01:02 AM
quote:
Originally posted by MLLASH:
DEBBIE TO LOSER: "GET LOST!!!"
...Miss Gibson refused to comment on Loser Lad's bedroom etiquette, but
we of the LMB Enquirer found the following evidence on said etiquette in
Miss Gibson's garbage: IT STINKS.
Now that's just LOW!
I may move like a tired old 80's breakdancer on STAGE...but in the
bedroom,...well...actually it's more like a tired old breakdancer in his
80's.
Um, never mind.
MLLASH Member posted October 18, 2000 01:14 AM
LOL
You guys are good sports
I'm having a LOT of fun.....
And the LMB Enquirer IS a trash mag, after all.
The stories are *always* open to interpretation.......
LoserLad Member posted October 18, 2000 01:17 AM
Hey, I'm having fun here too. Great topic Sharks. And Lash, you've taken
this thread to the next level. Now I'm just going to have to find some
dirt on YOU...
Lucien Member posted October 18, 2000 07:47 AM
Did you know Debbie Gibson is now a garden designer? I swear to the gods
it's true. Anyone in the UK who saw 'Better Gardens' may well have seen
her at work.
and talking of work.... I was told by a very reliable source in the Newcru
election 'camp' (mhmm, exactly) that Newc used to be a professional
penguin torturer. He only stopped when someone tipped off the police but
once someone gets into a habit like that you just know they can't give it
up. And of course there were all those penguins that dissappeared from
London zoo the other week....