by Various DC Message Board Posters
far be it from me to encourage mudslinging, but I heard that Loser Lad
wears Spider-Man underoos ... very unseemly for a potential leader of our
illustrious group ... anyway, you know what they say ... if you don't have
anything nice to say about somebody, post it here ... unsubstantiated
rumors welcome ...
LashWire Member posted October 15, 2000 08:01 PM
I have it on good authority that former leader and LMB co-founder, the
so-called "LARDLAD".....
weighs a wimpy 145 lbs!
Space Tart Member posted October 15, 2000 08:24 PM
Well, I'm not one to go 'round spreading rumours, but I heard from my
gynecologist's secretary that her cousin's psychiarist knows Shady...and
this LASS is a MAN, baby!
No lie. It's a fact!
MLLASH Member posted October 15, 2000 08:27 PM
And *I* heard that Kid Therod doesn't even EXIST.
He's another alternate ID of Sharklad!
LoserLad Member posted October 15, 2000 09:48 PM
quote:
Originally posted by SharkLad:
...I heard that Loser Lad wears Spider-Man underoos ... very unseemly
for a potential leader of our illustrious group ...
Spider Man?!? I don't even LIKE Spider Man!
Those are Aquaman underoos I'm wearing. DC all the way baby!!
SharkLad Member posted October 15, 2000 10:18 PM
Newcru uses generic household cleaners ...
MLLASH Member posted October 15, 2000 11:30 PM
Sharklad can't swim!
SharkLad Member posted October 16, 2000 06:23 AM
hey! I'm not even running ...
Newcru Member posted October 16, 2000 08:56 AM
quote:
Originally posted by SharkLad:
Newcru uses generic household cleaners ...
That is a lie! A total lie! Acme is a brand name respected by Looney Tunes
across the globe! And I always say, "If it's good enough for Bugs..."
bellbookcandle Member posted October 16, 2000 10:51 AM
Well I heard from a reliable source that Cobalt Kid eats babies and
sacrifices small animals to the powers of darkness.
Looks That Kill Lad Member posted October 16, 2000 11:56 AM
Thats nothing, I've heard at least one candidates is a HOMOSEXUAL!!!!!
Won't somebody please think of the children!!!
Therod Member posted October 16, 2000 01:47 PM
Oh yeah, well I heard that Loser guys was a snake, but you didn't hear it
from me.
Campaign slogan NO.3
VOTE LOSER!! He's not a snake anymore.
Therod Member posted October 16, 2000 01:53 PM
quote:
Originally posted by MLLASH:
And *I* heard that Kid Therod doesn't even EXIST.
He's another alternate ID of Sharklad!
He is to, real. He is a figment of everybodies imagination, because if
everybody imagines him he becomes real just like Santa, the Easter Bunny,
and the Great Pumpkin. All you have to do is believe and tap your ruby
slippers three times and if you go to the wishing well and throw a buck
fifty in, he will be there.
:P ;P ;p
Bipolar Boy New Member posted October 16, 2000 05:11 PM
quote:
Originally posted by LoserLad:
Spider Man?!? I don't even LIKE Spider Man!
Those are Aquaman underoos I'm wearing. DC all the way baby!!
I hope those underoos are with Aquaman before the hook.
EEEEYOWIE!
Therod Member posted October 16, 2000 06:08 PM
Hey, I'm not sure, but was that a picture of Lardlad on the Universal
Enquirer. It looked alot like him, but I was not sure if it was him. If
anybody can tell, please do.
Enquiring minds want to know.
MLLASH Member posted October 16, 2000 06:38 PM
quote:
Originally posted by SharkLad:
hey! I'm not even running ...
But you ARE, as your alter ego Therod! Therefore, you are a target for the
vicious li...er, uh, light of truth & unpleasantness.
MLLASH Member posted October 16, 2000 06:41 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Looks That Kill Lad:
Thats nothing, I've heard at least one candidates is a HOMOSEXUAL!!!!!
Won't somebody please think of the children!!!
WHAT!!!?!?!
This is an utter disgrace.
I am outraged. Really.
What's his phone number? (so I can COMPLAIN of course...)
SharkLad Member posted October 16, 2000 07:16 PM
quote:
Originally posted by MLLASH:
But you ARE, as your alter ego Therod
if Therod were one of my alter egos ... not that I have any ... he would
have to be called PsychoticTherod or something the like ...
S.L.
P.S. Cobalt likes midget porn ...
MLLASH Member posted October 16, 2000 07:29 PM
LOL! This is the most fun I've had in my whole term---preparing to give it
up!
Guess I'll break out the old leadership tiara for one last polish......
Loser Snake New Member posted October 16, 2000 09:05 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Therod:
VOTE LOSER!! He's not a snake anymore.
But I heard that he sssstill likessss to dresssss up assss one from time
to time...
LoserLad Member posted October 16, 2000 09:07 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Bipolar Boy:
I hope those underoos are with Aquaman before the hook.
Yep. Without the hook. Orange top, green bottoms. But only when the Flash
Underoos are in the laundry!
LoserLad Member posted October 16, 2000 09:10 PM
And Sharklad, really...who DOESN'T like midget porn?!?
MLLASH Member posted October 16, 2000 09:48 PM
quote:
Originally posted by LoserLad:
Yep. Without the hook. Orange top, green bottoms. But only when the
Flash Underoos are in the laundry!
and you people would vote this obvious JLA fan as OUR leader?
Unacceptable.
VOTE NEWCRU!!!!!!!
Dev-Em Member posted October 16, 2000 10:22 PM
Newcru used to be Oldgents. He hung around with "Marvel Zombies" too.
VOTE FOR THE LOSER. He needs your support.
Furball Member posted October 16, 2000 10:29 PM
<Translation by Omnicom>
I heard that Sharklad is really a Rubber Ducky.
Really, somebody told me that.
I swear...