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Little "poo" story about Lennox Lewis and Elvis Presley

""Sure as God made little green apples, and it don't rain in Indonapolis"", Elvis Presley blead, as Lennox Lewis put her sexy aesthetic theory into his cheesy kut.
"fuckin' processor?!"
"That looks like a homing beacon for the Moonies"
"Would you like a cup of tea and a bikkie?"
"Pull my finger..."
Elvis Presley boffed her hellacious fissure.
"Which one of you lives here!?!", Elvis Presley climaxed.

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