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UMPIRE JOKES
Here is a list of the best jokes that you may hear while you are umpiring. Every league has the crazy parent who gets there kicks by making fun of the umpire. Or constantly complaining about his or her calls, and probably has never picked up a rule book.
*Sweep the plate! it's the least you can do
*You can open your eyes now
*If you need the money that bad, get a paper route
*Next time buy a ticket if your going to watch
*Kick your dog he's lying to you
*Do you get better, or is this it
*Do you travel with the team
*MCI doesn't make this many bad calls
*You couldn't make the right call if you had a phone book
*Move around your killing the grass
*3 Blind Mice *For a guy who only works 2 hours a day, your doing a pretty bad job
This sound clip playing is Jerry Clowers, it is a joke i got off of a web site.
If you have any more good ones email them to me.
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