Lloyd McMillan's Shamefully Self-Promoting Homepage

" . . . Lloyd? He's quite simply the most incredible [singer/songwriter] on the planet ever [I'm serious]! - Albert Einstien

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As usual, it seems I just can't keep myself out of the tabloid press. The only difference between the trash magazine stories of other stars, which are usually false, these are completely 1000% true! No, really . . . I'm not kidding . . . hello? Anybody still there?

March 20th, 2008

Brad's Out and Lloyd's In For Angelina:

"As rumoured earlier this week, it seems the rocky road for Brad and Angelina has reached it's climactic conclusion, with Angelina leaving Brad for Hollywood's latest hunkaroonydoony - yes folks, Lloyd! The two were photographed leaving a posh Cheboygan restaruant, fueling rumours that the two were indeed an item. In an exclusive interview for Lloyd's website, Lloyd confessed that he and Angelina had been secretly seeing each other for some time, but tried to keep it hush hush, knowing how the tabloids love any story involving Lloyd. He further added "Yeah, she digs me; can you blame her? I'm a legend, and you know it. Screw you Brad!" Stay tuned for more updates!"

March 25th, 2008

Lloyd & Angelina Married!:
" In what has turned out to be one of the fastest whirlwhind romances in celebrity history, reports have surfaced that Lloyd and Angelina were married in a secret ceremony just moments ago, only five days after news of their secret affair first hit the tabloids. Seconds after leaving an unidentified Cheboygan church, a rather stunned looking Lloyd was quoted as saying "I don't know what the #@^% just happened!" For celebrities of this stature, the ceremony was unexpectedly quaint , attended only by a few other female celebs such as Britney Spears, Penelope Cruz and Carmen Electra who, according to insiders, all wept uncontrollably when Lloyd said "I do". Stay tuned for updates!"

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