SPREAD THE LOVE Thanks to Bertrand for correcting the lyrics. Spread the love around the world Spread the love around the world Spread the love around the world (Peace, love and harmony) Spread the love around the world (Peace, love and harmony) D'you think they could stop with these experts on the news with their doomsday scenarios of how the terrorists might attack You get the sense that they're coming up with ideas that these guys haven't thought of themselves like "You know, Wolf, very few people know this but there's actually an incredibly important atomic substation located right near ??? Florida now, it wouldn't be hard for them to find, I'll show you right here on the map exactly where it is... All it would take is a very small explosive charge placed in this exact spot right here even a fire cracker would do it Wolf, or a bottle rocket... There's only one security guard there, his name is Bob and he's a bit of a boozer so imagine the havoc that can be wrought. Of course, race is still an issue in America, and y'know sometimes it's overblown, I think.. I rented that movie "Monster's Ball" the other day which is supposed to show you love can triumph over racism, Which is a great message but the casting was ridiculous You've got Billy Bob Thornton playing a racist corrections officer who somehow manages to overcome his racism enough to have sex with Halle Berry... Wow! Good to see people rise above the hate like that! It's Halle Berry, I'm pretty even the grand wizard of the KKK could have walked across that bridge... If they wanted to make a big statement it should have been Brad Pitt and Whoopi Goldberg. Spread the love around the world (Peace, love and harmony) Spread the love around the world (Peace, love and harmony) Spread the love around the world (Peace, love and harmony) Spread the love around the world (Peace, love and harmony) I was talkin' to this Arab guy the other day, he said: "Why do the Americans always support the Israelis..." He said that's probably 'cause in America the Jews have all the money and they control the media, which is ridiculous and paranoid and really only part of it. Americans don't really understand what's going on in the Middle East, so basically the Americans support Israelis for one reason: 'cause Israelis never do this (Noise), and the average American's like "Man, I don't know what's going on over there but I don't like that, I'm going with the team that ain't doin' that, that I don't like." There's going to be non stop wars, let's face it, you know, were gonna.. America's gonna to be going to war for a long time... The only reason we're not in Iran right now is 'cause were going alphabetically and George Bush can't spell. And people say "Why don't you invade North Korea? America went into Iraq, why doesn't America border North Korea?" I'll tell you why, 'cause the North Koreans probably know karate... You know how long it would take to enroll the entire tenth mountain division in karate classes? We'd have to send Mister Miyagi into the eighty-second airport and teach them how to wax on, wax off, you don't just jump into something like that Spread the love around the world (Peace, love and harmony) Spread the love around the world (Peace, love and harmony) Spread the love...