THIS IS THE TRUTH One life One shot One room One god This is the truth, yeah Word up for the Lazyboy Word up for the Lazyboy This is the truth You don’t win silver You lose gold. Stop earning the right to be. You won the day you were born. If you don’t know what direction you should take You don’t know where you are. Success is a matter of luck Ask any failure. Never let a fool kiss you or a kiss fool you. We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse. Your success is measured by your ability to finish things. Scepticism is the beginning of faith. Forgive your enemies but never forget their names. There is no things such as right or wrong, Only consequences. One life One shot One room One god This is the truth, yeah Word up for the Lazyboy Word up for the Lazyboy This is the truth All men are born equal But quite a few of them eventually get over it. We are the people our parents warned us about. Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe Is that none of them have tried to contact us. Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one. Do not get mad with others Because they know more than you. It is not their fault. If you do not change your beliefs Your life will always be like this. Fantasy is as important as wisdom. Do not try to satisfy everyone. The biggest lie you can tell yourself is "When I get what I want I will be happy." One life One shot One room One god This is the truth, yeah Word up for the Lazyboy Word up for the Lazyboy This is the truth Don’t take life too seriously You won’t get out alive. It may be that your sole purpose in life Is simply to serve as a warning to others. Life is shorter than expected. What you are willing to accept is exactly what you will get. You can’t control without being controlled. Creativity is great but plagiarism is faster. You are the very reason for everything that happens to you. Someone said to Voltaire, "Life is hard." Voltaire replied, "Compared to what?" One life One shot One room One god This is the truth, yeah Word up for the Lazyboy Word up for the Lazyboy This is the truth One life One god Word up for the Lazyboy This is the truth