I've got Pic-Tures!!!!
Does it get any sweeter than this?
Some people say I have an unhealthy obsession with Richard Simmons.  I don't know how you could not like this man?
Wait a sec...you mean to tell me the Bears were good at one point?  I didn't know that a championship football team could look so gay while being so dominant.
When I was asked, "What do you wanna be when you grow up?" I always answered, "A Robot."  These two are living my dream!!!
You better not mess with this.  I'll smack you up with my boom box Biz-Nitch!!!
One time I called in sick for work.  My boss felt it necessary to bring a mob of people and use racial slurs towards me.  As a result, I had to live in Moscow for a few years.
My homeboys will work you over should you decide to rumble in my hood.
They just don't make bands like this anymore.  One day, I hope to achieve a level of musical stardom like this.
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