Llandudno's Guide to Health and Living
You may need to
brush your teeth
after eating many and varied, brightly coloured favourites.
Stay fit
by exercising regularly (here Llandudno practices yoga).
If you're the type that get's your face in the paper along with someone half your age: Chances are - YOU'RE A SILLY TORTOISE.
The grass is always greener on the other side.