Welcome to Llandudno the Incredible Tortoise's Gallery





Will they even let torty in, for such a crossing of the road sin?
A 3 x 4 tortoise does get stuck ...
... there's no worse thing, - falling over, in tortoise luck!
Supermarket lettuce is not so bad ...
... it's being alone that makes a tortoise sad
Hmmmm! Gazanias ...
... and an orchid flower ...
... Gnoshhh!
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"I've honed the attentive, telepathic stare, I can concentrate harder than your dog, so there!
The human password's HELLO! SLEEEEPY! SLEEEEPY!
"Go away!"
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"He blinks his eyes and yawns at me, so I yawn back again.
Then he tries to dial it up - but I always match him with the same.
He always thinks he started it, but sometimes I know I'm to blame."
Have you seen Llandudno yawn? Can you yawn the same?
Yoga-yawning
Smiling
For hours Llandudno lies, stretches, curls.
... I'll just sleep 'longside on the floor ...
The morning after.
Sleeping
The grass is always greeener
You may need to brush your teeth after eating many and varied, brightly coloured favourites.
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... this juggernaut, this mobile fort, natures limiting coefficient of an armoured sort.
This tiny pocket-size dino ...
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Stretching (shark impersonation)
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