Me As a Guy
(a story I wrote in tenth grade English class)
Beep.  Beep.  Beep. Oh, man.  That�s my alarm clock.  I wish I didn�t have to get up so early every day.  But, I have to get ready, so I better get up.  Oh my gosh.  I can�t believe this.  Yesterday I was a girl, and all of sudden today I am a guy.  I wonder how that happened.  Oh well.  I guess this has its benefits.

I can sleep a little later since I don�t have to do as much to get ready.  I don�t have to put on any make-up or worry about curling my hair.  I can take a quicker shower since it won�t take as long to wash my hair.  And it surely won�t take as long to do my hair.  I can just throw some gel into my hair.  But, I will have to shave.  Well, unless I feel like growing a beard or a goatee.  At least I don�t have to shave my legs any more.

Once I get to school, I can be the guy who asks out the girls.  It�s better than being the girl who is waiting for the guys to call and ask her out.  And I can even try out for the football team this year.  That�s pretty awesome.  I will be able to act like an idiot and people won�t even think I am weird.  They will just think that I am a guy.  Because I am a guy, I guess.

When I leave school, I should get a haircut.  That won�t cost as much as when I was a girl.  I am starting to like this.  It seems to be so much better than being a girl.  Oh, man.  There�s Melissa.  I heard she likes me.  She�ll probably try to talk to me.  And then I will have to listen to what she has to say.  I better get out of here.  Maybe this isn�t as easy as I thought.

Well, thank goodness.  I made it to Great Clips, and Melissa didn�t catch up to me.  I didn�t want to have her ask me out.  I don�t know how long I am going to be a guy.  It is pretty easy though.  Too bad it couldn�t last forever.  It is fun being able to do anything without anyone thinking anything of it.  Well, that�s just a guy thing.  But, I guess I have no control over this.  I didn�t even have control over how I became a guy in the first place.  I wonder how this happened.  Who knows.

I have to get my homework done, but I think I will go over to Jon�s house.  I have a lot of time to do my homework and it�s not like it really matters.  I will just go hang out for a while and then go home to do the homework later.  That should be fine.

I have never thought about what guys do when they get together.  Jon and I played playstation, and we made pizza for supper.  It was Tombstone.  I guess it was okay.  Then we played more playstation and talked about all the hot chicks at school.  That was different, but I guess I have to get used to it if I am going to be a guy.  I finished my homework a minute ago, and now I am washing my face and shaving because it is like eleven thirty at night and I should get to bed.

Beep. Beep. Beep. Oh, there goes my alarm again.  I guess it�s another day.  This is so weird.  I am back to being a girl again.  I just don�t get it.  What is going on in my life?  This is the strangest thing I have ever seen.  Well, now I know I can�t totally make fun of guys because who knows when I will wake up as a one again.
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