| My cat does not barf hairballs; she is a floor/rug redecorator. My cat does not break things; she helps gravity do its job. My cat does not fear dogs; they are merely sprint practice tools. My cat does not scratch; she is a furniture/rug/skin ventilator. My cat does not yowl; she is singing off-key. My cat is not a "shedding machine"; she is a hair relocation stylist. My cat is not a bed hog; she is a mattress appreciator. My cat is not a chatterbox; she is advising me on what to do next. My cat is not a dope addict; she is catnip appreciative. My cat is not a pest; she is attention deprived. My cat is not a ruthless hunter; she is a wildlife control expert. My cat is not evil; she is badness enhanced. My cat is not fat; she is mass enhanced. My cat is not lazy; she is motivationally challenged. My cat is not uderfoot; she is sheparding me to my next destination (the food dish!). ~Author unknown |
| Cat Kisses |
| Sandpaper kisses On a cheek or a chin- That is the way for a day to begin! Sadnpaper kisses A cuddle and a purr I have an alarm clock that's covered in fur! |
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| Cats Cats sleep anywhere Any table, any chair Top of piano, window ledge In the middle, on the edge, Open drawer, empty shoe, Anybody's lap will do. Fitted in a cardboard box In the cupboard, with your frocks- Anywhere? They don't care! Cats sleep anywhere. ~Elanor Frajeon (1881-1965) |
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| Cat Poems |