| Kyoto |
| The Golden Pavilion. Aaron and I went on a group tour of Kyoto and I've said it before - people on group tours are idiots that probably get lost in their own houses. |
| A garden in the imperial palace. Not much to say about it. |
| Nijo Castle, where the shogun lived. |
| Aaron, the shogun of our hotel room, loved watching Harry Potter. |
| The Shinkansen (bullet train). Faster than Japanese guys with their chin-chins. |
| We had an ass washer on our toilet in Kyoto. I'm not going to say if I tried it, but it tickles. |