Blair Witch - noun, -- unreasonable-- like when your parents want you to go to your Nana's 70th birthday party instead of Danny Kessler's.

Best friend, noun, -- Someone who is one without having to be told that they are.

Muggle, noun, -- Someone who didn't do their math homework that you were going to studdy off for big test! Also, a non-wizard.

Code Blue, noun -- An emergency situation necessitating fast thinking so your parents don't believe your little brother instead of you.

Nose-milk, noun -- When milk comes out your nose from laughing too hard. Realated to nose-soda, nose-OJ, etc.

She-geek, noun -- A way not-cool girl.

Outie, noun -- Abbreviation for "out of here" as in "gone" or "see ya" "buh-bye" -- you get the picture.

Mother-daughter handbook, noun -- The manual that every mom has SOMEWHERE that has easy-sounding answers to all life's un-easy-to-solve problems.

Nuclear, adjective -- The highest level of fight.

Pep rally, noun -- A required school function where the popular kids humiliate the smart kids.

Gym-nauseum, noun -- A room in the school especially designed for maximum humiliation. Also used to hold pep rallies.

Inside voice, noun -- What you have to remember to use if you don't want to get called by Coach Kelly.

River Dancing, verb -- The only talent that could be more stupid to have than being good at rhythmic gymnastics.

Non-dorky pajamas, noun -- What you need for an overnight class trip. According to Miranda, that means no superheroes, cartoon characters or fuzzy pastel animals.

Dorks 'R' Us, noun -- Where your mom would buy you pink ducky pajamas -- if she were to do such thing.