"The best part of this is, its not a dream. The wrost part, its CPR class."
*Since there are so many quotes i am going to lay them out on a few different pages!*
"Kiss Me you fool~!!"
"Let me die! "Lizzie McGuire Quotes."
"Blow in my mouth."
"O no no, maybe I should someone else a chance to be a chocking victem!"
"Could I run laps instead!"
"Mint, Mint!!!!!!"
"Why does Ethan Creaft have to be so dumb?"
"Squiz and blow, its not that hard!"
"Why do we have to learn mouth to mouth and the himelic manuvier anyway?" "Its not like I'm planning to be a life guard when I grow up!"
"How to make mock apple pie out of saulty crackers!"
"Besidess Gordo, since when do you care what other people do?"
"I know, its the best movie ever made."
"Why does it have to be rated R?" Hilary Duff Quotes
"Wooah I'm getting a hole in my thing! What if it leeks through?"
"I don't think I want to eat lunch!"
"His little eyes are looking @ me!"
"Hayyyyy!!"
"Ok, let me take it back!"
"Ok, do we have a cut anywhere?"
"Mark!"
"Flody, flody, flody, haahahha!!!!!!"
"I just messad that line up!"
"My favorite fantasy mall day would be to go to the mall and get everything I wanted...it would be so cool!" -Hilary Duff
"I just love shopping....well maybe a little too much." -Lalaine
"I think racism is really bad. People should be more open to other races, other
religions, other ethnicities." -Adam Lamberg
"Im really into like, clothes, hand bags and accessories" -Hilary Duff
"I like colors, like bright colors. Like yellow, orange, red..stuff that sticks out." -Lalaine
"Shopping, like any other 13 year old girl" -Hilary Duff
"I just messed that line up!" -Hilary Duff
"The best part of this is, its not a dream. The wrost part, its CPR class."- Cartoon Lizzie
"Kiss Me you fool~!!" -lizzie Cartoon
"Let me die! -cartoon Lizzie
"Blow in my mouth." -Lizzie
"O no no, maybe I should someone else a chance to be a chocking victem!"-Lizzie
"Could I run laps instead!"-Lizzie
"Mint, Mint!!!!!!"-Lizzie
"Why does Ethan Creaft have to be so dumb?"-Lizzie
"Squiz and blow, its not that hard!"-Lizzie
"Why do we have to learn mouth to mouth and the himelic manuvier anyway?" "Its not like I'm planning to be a life guard when I grow up!"-Lizzie
"How to make mock apple pie out of saulty crackers!"-Lizzie
"Besidess Gordo, since when do you care what other people do?"-Lizzie
"I know, its the best movie ever made." -Gordo
"Why does it have to be rated R?" -Miranda
"Wooah I'm getting a hole in my thing! What if it leeks through?"
"I don't think I want to eat lunch!"
"His little eyes are looking are me!"
"Hayyyyy!!"
"Ok, let me take it back!"
"Ok, do we have a cut anywhere?"
"Mark!"
"Flody, flody, flody, haahahha!!!!!!"
"I just messad that line up!"
"Do as i say not as i do" - Lizzie
"Little brothers were put on this earth to drive us crazy"-Lizzie
"It means i am going to marry Ethan Craft!,gotta start somewhere"-cartoon Lizzie
"he's actually looking for a fancy resteraunt the ones when the serve ketchup on a plate!"-cartoon Lizzie
"aw he likes color,I like color,We were meant for each other!"-cartoon Lizzie
"Bowling is fun,Bowling is good,Bowling will not make my fingers swell"-Gordo
"Hasta la bye bye"-Miranda
"Oh cool watermelone omlett"-Lizzie
"why does Ethan Craft have to be so dumb?"-Lizzie
"Id like to see a lawer"-cartoon Lizzie
"Ok thats never good but whatever it is im shure i can blame it on Matt"-cartoon Lizzie
"Daddy daughter Date night,he is definitly reading one of those books"-cartoon
"Wow I cant believe im helping you with something, this is a 1st"-Miranda
"No ones more suprised then me"-Gordo
"Just when im happy to see him Mr.Dig has to play wierd mind games on me"-Lizzie
"Oh no he's making this diffficult"-cartoon Lizzie
"wow dad's actually being cool for once,without even triing"-cartoon lizzie
"I dont wanna be the ball! Being the pins isnt working either!"-Gordo
"Now be the ball,Ok be the pins"-Miranda
"If you dont unwrap me this 2nd im gonna call mom"-Lizzie
"why isnt Matt the one cleaning my boots?"-Lizzie
"If i had one id be Lizzie warrior princess"-cartoon Lizzie
"A plan this simple has to work,ew should of seen that coming"-cartoon Lizzie
"Why doesnt she get her own talk show and broadcast it tot the whole world"-cartoon Lizzie
"This has got to be enought to get me into the witness reloacation program"-cartoon Lizzie
"a girls got to do what a girls got to do"-Lizzie
"where alone in the mall with your mothers cash"-Miranda
"they forget to sign your fieldtrip form,they forget you dont like liverworst,but they never forget when they let you borrow there cash and dont pay them back!"-cartoon Lizzie
"my work here is done.HIYA!"-cartoon Lizzie
"that was definitly my most embaressing moooment oh until now"-Miranda
"hey i wanna be his little something"-Cartoon Lizzie
"I love miranda she thinks of everything"-cartoon lizzie
"Can you believe we are going bowling with Ethan Craft!"-Lizzie
"we'll all study,we'll all win and we'll all go to Miami-Lizzie
"There, completly focused"-cartoon Lizzie
"If our four faithers new how dull history was going to be they wouldnt have gone around making so much of it"-Lizzie
"what does a canebul call a phone book? A menue, Hahaha"-Lizzie
"I am not an old man,Ugh"-Gordo
"Cash me out i'll be at the buffet"-Cartoon Lizzie
"Alas poor kate har har har"-Cartoon Lizzie
"The titanic went well,this wwas a disaster!"-Cartoon Lizzie
"Quen Elizabteth was fat, old, and looked like a clown,you can look it up"-Cartoon Lizzie
"Oh i got gum!"-Hilary
"way to be modest gordo"-Cartoon Lizzie
"Of course its a good idea,I cam up with it"-Lizzie
"how can anybody read this,cave paintings are easiter to understand "-Lizzie
"hello,Captain Ovious"-Cartoon Lizzie
"Is this is English?"-Lizzie
"Whose the dork,Id freak if i wear the wrong shoes"-cartoon Lizzie
"Intercepted pass"-cartoon Lizzie
"ya,stop before you break my heart"-Cartoon Lizzie
"Mabie i should develope an interest,join a cluband meet a boy there!"-Cartoon Lizzie
"Great boys do come in wierd packages"-Cartoon Lizzie
"what happened to hide and seek?"-cartoon lizzie
"He didnt loose interest in them,a cat got interest in them"-cartoon lizzie
"Yikes,i see the problem,Gordo died last week and didnt bother to tell is"-Cartoon Lizzie
"I just wanted to do one,It looked fun"-Miranda
"i could pass a new law making Ethan Craft worship me!-cartoon Lizzie
"Im not the crusher im the chrushe!-Cartoon Lizzie
"Im oviousley dsperate"-cartoon lizzie
"Thats not the answer i was looking for"-cartoon lizzie
"I didnt ecen know i had a social status and that it was going to be ruined."-Cartoon lizzie
"Atleast no i know will see us here"-Cartoon Lizzie
"Im actually having a good time with Larry Tudgeman in a science museum"-cartoon Lizzie
"you know i really dont want to be a part of this conversation"-Gordo
"Oops"-Lizzie
"It doesnt sound so good when he puts it that way,guess i'll be going"-cartoon Lizzie
"relax gordo,no need to go nuclear"-Miranda
"But i come in piece"-Cartoon Lizzie
"Come on you can do this i know there are brains under that perfect hair"-cartoon Lizziw
"I cant believe you said that!,No to Ethan Craft"-Miranda
"But for a friend he's been saying some pretty mean stuff!"-cartoon Lizzie
"you dont have to be tall to play in the NBA,you dont have to be funny looking to be the queen of England or 700 pound to be a sumal wrestler,though it helps"-Mr.Dig
"How come kate is paired with my potential boy friend?"-Lizzie
"Im very interested in the world around me"-Larry
"Go get him tiger"-Miranda
"Great boys come in wierd packages"-Jo (mom)
"Any group activity that forces others to be happy is, by nature, evil."
When Mom's Attack
"I was just getting in touch with my hunter-warrior instincts... Survival of the fittest? It
was Ethan's idea."
"So Kate, besides an "F" in science, what else do you expect to find in the woods
today?"
"Photographers get to wear stuff with lots of pockets, I like that."
"Scranton. Well I-I-I... that really says it all. I probably would've gone with Pittsburgh,
but you know me, I overstate things."
"I can't bring myself to say that... "Miranda stinks like a cab driver's armpit?"
Miranda- What are you doing? Gordo- "Well I was intimidating Tudgeman." Miranda-
Yeah, that yawn looked pretty scary."
"I'm the King, baby!"
"Talk to you guys later, I have to go drop eggs of the roof."
"I love the smell of pop quizzes in the morning!"
"Hey pally, Charly, how's your bird?"
"I've got something on my toe. I have to go to the podiatrist"
"He could make Old McDonald jump!"
"The phrase is ring-a-ding-ding! It was a code for living life on your own terms, a ding dong is a chocolate covered devil's food cake treat intended for mass consumption. I'm not into mass consumption."
"We get it, Gordo, she's stacked." - Miranda
"Yes, yes she is."
When Lizzie asks Gordo a question, "I don live in a boring suburb, where all the houses look alike and everyone is predictable. Thank you."
"Why should girls have a monopoly of babysitting?"
"Because boys have a monopoly on burping the pledge of allegiance."
"I'm Gordo the Garbage Man. My wife's a lawyer and I pick up trash."
"We've been married for less than a period and you're already jealous of somebody else's husband."
"Chicks."
"Garbage is gold. Stinky gold, but none the less."
"You know trash may not be glamorous, but it's going to put our kids through college."
"I can't believe you wore that." Gordo- "I'm a trashman, I'm proud of where I
come from."
"My trash empire could've been something big."
"Great, use the uptapped powers of the earth to land a guy who's going to end up working at a gas station, part time."
"Nothing says "cool" like getting arrested; especially at school."
"Guys, I can't feel my foot"
"I think we stopped."
"Yep, my foot is definiatly asleep"
"Next time let's dress up like elves who live in trees and bake cookies."
"I'm just not ready for that kind of commitment."
"Sorry, I don't kiss and tell."
"Don't worry, there's seven more legs!"
"It's kind of conceptual..."
"No they can't be done, they have the rest of my life to ruin, this is just one
night."
Rated Aargh!
"Today, I'm a man."
"You locked lips with Larry Tudgeman?!"
"Why does it have to be rated "R"?- Lizzie
"Because of adult situations, mild violence, and brief nudity."- Gordo
"How can the fire escape be locked? That can't be good."
"Yeah, I love car races.....Yeah, formula 1,....formula 2..fast powered funny
cars.....vroom."
"If you want to hang out with Ethan,fine! Just don't use me to do
it!"
"It's gone to Stereo Heaven."
"If I need to go shopping, then I'll ask for your help."
"Lizzie, we're studying math, not beauty supplies."
"Be the Ball"
�Actually they used a saw�
�Look, I�ve been the ball, I�ve been the pins, there�s no way I�m gonna be the shoes!�
�Thank you Miranda, I couldn�t stink without you!�
�There are no signs of swelling.�
�Look guys, there is no way I�m having another bowling ball surgically removed!�
�I should be able to bowl without going to the emergency room.�
�Bowling is fun, bowling is good, bowling will not make my fingers swell.�
�Will �Phase II� involve cookies?�
"Ethan, life's a journey..."- Gordo
"Yeah, but my ride's coming later."-Ethan
"Do you guys feel a blast of arctic air from Sweden, where they hand out the Nobel
Prize?"
"My lobes hurt."
"They expect us to know the Square Root of 162, but they don't think we can
remember how to fill in the circle."
"Look at them, poor suckers all think that they will be the next Bill Gates, when in reality, odds are they'll be manning the hair scrunchie cart at the mall."
Miranda- "Did he ever find out that you put that dead frog in his pocket?"
Gordo- "It was alive when I put it there."
"Go find yourself another zookeeper."
"Ahh, look at all this shrimp toast."
Lizzie- "Where's the book report?"
Gordo- "Hot off the printer!"
Lizzie- "Uh, no no no, not goode enough. Do it over."
Gordo- "But I spent 3 hours on it."
Lizzie- "So spend 4, make it more... fun."
Gordo- "Fun? Lord of the Flies is about shipwrecked children eating each other."
Lizzie- "But, you got my point right?"
Gordo- "That you snapped your twig."
"Bye bye shrimp toast."
Bloopers
"Son of a...." -Come Fly With Me
*We don't know what Adam said for sure here, but my guess is it wasn't "gun"!
"Kiss me" -Gordo and the Girl
"Whoa! I'm getting a whole in my thing!"-Hilary
Adam- "But, you have two gloves!"
Hilary- "What if it leaks through?" -Gordo and the Grl
"Yike!" -Educating Ethan
"Hi, Hilary!"
"Ooo did you eat that?"
"Mark, Mark!" "Jake Thomas Quotes!"
"Yeah, what's going on?"
"I clam this land from the land of England!"
"I got it mistaken!"
"I get confused with the two"
"Clap if you believe!"